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Idiot - 06-20-06

Along the same lines of all the other stupid questions

if you had to suffer the debilitating handicap of being an idiot, would you rather, A. Be born with it, or B. Suffer some accident that causes you to lose a degree of your mental facilties causeing you to be an idiot.

My vote is A, I would rather be a blissfully ignorant idiot then an idiot who thinks they used to know something.


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06-20-06

That would probably be the answer to any question about a handicap. I'd say it's probably easier to cope when you have to do it from day one rather than have a faculty and then have it suddenly stripped. Vision, hearing, ability to walk, intelligence...it all pretty much works the same way.


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06-20-06

I'd rather be rich than stupid.


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06-20-06

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Suffer some accident that causes you to lose a degree of your mental facilties causeing you to be an idiot.
What is lost can usually be regained (sometimes). I'd choose B.
I'd like to know that I was smart and good at something in life, and living out a brand new life. Plus all the endorsments from people who want me on their Show to show "This great guy lost it all" moments. Mental retardation (going to the extreme here) isn't any fun at all, but from what I can tell you can still live happy.



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06-20-06

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I'd rather be rich than stupid.

if i was rich i wouldn't care.


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06-20-06

B. because to have such an amazing accident means i obviously was having shitloads of fun at the time, and i lived an awesome life. so i'd do that.

and then keep on tryin to do the things that put me like that in the first place.

but yeah, some people would argue i'm an idiot anyway.



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06-20-06

meh.


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06-23-06

B. I would rather have something and lose it than never have had it.


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06-23-06

A. I don't know if I could handle losing it.


好きなものは好きだからしょうがない!! So, fuck it.

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B. I would rather have something and lose it than never have had it.
i will never understand people like you..

A for me


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06-23-06

How about C.

I hit you over the head with a brick and make you an idiot.

that one has a funner ring to it......... better than being an idiot for sure



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