*WARNING* Guys, don't read this if you have a weak stomach!

I would just like to mark this day as one of the funniest days of my life!!

During lunch period today, two guys at my school got bet $3 (yeah, ONLY $3!!) to put ICY-HOT on thier balls and guess what... those complete morons actually did it

Since I know both of them personally (Ben is really close to being like my brother and Jake is a former "friend"), I was allowed to be a witness. So, me and Chelsea, the other witness, went into the guys locker room and soon enough both Ben and Jake were screaming at the top of their lungs...

It gets even better though because part of the bet was that once that crap was on, they couldn't wipe it off, so being the geniuses that they are they decided to run cold water over their pieces. If you know anything about ICY-HOT you should know that cold water only prolongs the pain. At this point I'm laughing my head off...

So they start jumping around screaming "HOT! COLD! HOT! COLD!" Unbeknowst to them, movement only makes it worse. I'm about to piss my pants I'm laughing so hard!

Just to let you know, this it very typical for the guys at my school But see, I don't have the equipment so I can't even imagine how much that had to hurt! But it's still really funny...

you've got really smart friends. see if they're free on friday, i need to get some advice from them.

I'm willing to bet it burned like all hell.

yeah they're brilliant alright

next bet, pepper juice done the peepee hole.

*cringes*

you're evil. i like you already

ahh, Icy Hot on the balls is nothing new, but perhaps that's because I'm a fratboy.

Gold Bond on the balls is much safer.

shut up you fucking vas deferens.

riiiiiiiight.

you did not just call someone a vas deferens.

i didn't?

its a figure of your imagination

My father told me about one of the frat jokes on a guy in the house. This guy apparently had really bad body odor so they held him down and rubbed Tiger Balm on his sac. (I made sure my dad didn't do the rubbing...so don't ask.) Anyways, the guy had to go to the hospital for burns...He was pretty pissed. I felt bad for him...

Then there's the other story about the guy who did too much LSD and said he was having tea with Jesus in his room everyday at noon... Weird fuckers.

My bother had a lot of friends that used to be some frat house. I don't remember which one it was, but he told me that for your 21-RUN, you're supposed to go get trashed with all of your frat "brothers" and go bar hopping all night. Then when you get back to the house you're supposed to throw all of the freshmens mattresses out the window and make them sleep on the lawn.

Well, his friend Dan got so trashed that he threw his own mattress out the window, yelled that anybody who wanted to join him could, and slept out on the lawn. He woke up the next morning and didn't remember anything from the night before.

21-RUN, eh? We called it "Every Thursday"

hahaha

"Every Thursday," huh?? We call monday, tuesday, wensday, etc. "special occasions" because we only drink on "special occasions"

i usually only drink on days that end in 'y'

With double the alcohol on St. Patty's Day...

well of course, wouldnt have it any other way