Some one just started knocking on my door..

I've turned all the lights out and I'm pretending that I'm not home!! O_O

No idea who it is.. I'm just hiding!

start making sex noices... always worked for me.

This is not at all a useless thread. Thanks for setting us a good example, Pres.

YOU ARE WRONG!! It IS useless!!

*bans*

*grins*

Garg - yer a scaredy cat!

dude, step up to the door, open it... deck them and close it.

It could be a jehovahs witness dude!!!

plus I think they're gone

walmart.com gets an avg of 3.5 million hits per week, and 11 million during the holidays

do people really need to buy shitty products online. isn't there one in like everytown.

dude! stay on topic!

okay... if they're gone... topics dead... i get to talk about rednecks now and there love of shitty clothes at shitty prices sold to them by welfare flunkies and a teecager bossing around twenty people older than him.

yeah! ... you said they are gone, topic done! ........ orrrr do you have more to tell?

hehe I do that all the time and I try to peek through the blinds sometime to see who they are...

I just leave the lights on, and thump around and ignore them, then they know they are being ignored and get annoyed heh

so if walmart is open all the time... can i rent out one of the display beds and just live there. i got all my food, water, clothing, entertainment. i mean... i could live off of walmart. i'd work there and live there and never move. ha ha... i would laugh at a loser like that. ha ha. fucking losers.

haha

could i walk to the produce department and buy only one grape. if they price it by the pound, can i buy my .008 of a pound. humm

sure ... why not?

have you ever heard the security at the doors? it's a little taped voice going "hault... you are in violation of some jerk off rule " (I think i may be mis quoting that) God, i sometimes walk threw there with stolen shit just to hear it. ha ha... it's not like they stop me.

How many kestrals would it take to lift a watermelon?