Yeah. I've got news for you, boy. Good news. News you'd really like to hear. ...and I've GOT it. You want it... I know you do. Don't say you don't want it cus I GOT IT, and YOU want it. So, you don't care? You think you know this news? You don't know DICK about the news I got. So what, you want it now? I've got it in my possesion, just WATING to be grasped by you poor, newsless, individuals. I've GOT IT, Just waiting to be headlined on CNN. Its right here baby. You want it don't you?
I bet you do.

not really.

Oh you want it. and I GOT IT. Its coming. I'm gonna tell you. and your gonna FLIP OUT man. Your gonna be like.. 0_o

Oh.. yes... oh yeah. I know your getting heated, but its coming. OH MY, this news is so delicious. Oh yeah.. Yummy. I just wanna eat this news. I wanna put some ketchup on it and just... ohhh yeahh. You want this news, dont cha?
I bet you do.

honestly, i don't.

*sniff sniff* Zero, what have you been into this time

I bet you do.

I bet you $100 he doesn't

i'm not supposda take things from strangers.

Not so much a stranger as a strange person

*giggles*

Hey there Cap'n Giggles

I don't need/ want any of YOUR Information- its probably nothing and useless.

Please, I'm so excited to hear that...

i bet you copied and pasted that from another board/email.

it sucks. don't do it again.

Lots of things are headlined on CNN. I don't care what CNN talks about. So I obviously don't care what your talking about.

On a nicer note: I don't care what information you have. It's probably some new peice of technology or way of doing something or making money/losing weight. It's all the same if you read the paper every day.

i can't believe i clicked this.

Why Would I do that?

Oh no, this is MY news.


You don't need this piece of information, but I know you want it. Even if you think you don't, you do.



Ohhh yeaaaaaa.... Once I unleash my horrific/suprizing/amusing/incredible news... your gonna hate me. You'll be like, Omg... I can't believe this... what? No way.

Oh yeah. Its coming.
You want it don't you.
I bet you do.

I am one of the most curious people on the planet but I have to confess so far I'm not feeling the anticipation....

Have you got a visual clue?

il ask you about the news if you translate the text below if you cant do that i wont ask you

Åååh jag behöver ingen lön jag är maskin
Jag är aldrig sjuk o hemma jag käkar penecillin
Min bror är miljonär jag behöver inget understöd
Jag blir aldrig pensionär då är jag redan död

Åååh programmerare får mig att tänka friskt och klart
Mitt nya liv blir underbart!

Dricka sprit, och hålla käften
Dricka sprit, och hålla käften
Dricka billig sprit, och hålla käften jag vill dit!

Jag behöver inga vänner jag har min bil
Mina ungar glor på video tar ingen tid
Jag behöver ingen å***t vem ser till den?
Jag accepterar det som händer gud är min vän

Åååh programmerare får mig att tänka friskt och klart
En ljusare framtid kommer snart

Dricka sprit, och hålla käften
Dricka sprit, och hålla käften
Dricka billig sprit, och hålla käften jag vill dit!

Åååh du store gud släpp mig in i ditt rike
Åååh du store gud in i himmelens höjd!
Jag har en synd begått, jag har varit socialist
Men jag vet att du alltid förlåter!

Åååh programmerare får mig att tänka friskt och klart
Mitt nya liv blir underbart!

Dricka sprit, och hålla käften
Dricka sprit, och hålla käften
Dricka billig sprit, och hålla käften jag vill dit!

great my tax dollars are evidently being used to sponsor computer classes for retards.

I got some news for you, humans have learned how to fly. All you need to do is find a really tall building and jump off it. Why dont you give it a try