on my yahoo profile....


"I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?"

This is what joking around got me....Read this carefully.... it's a riot! (Well, except for the sick parts, but it's funny nonetheless)

bdsmprelove: hey there.. I was just checking out your profile.. very interesting
bdsmprelove: are you really into necro?
waterrtbh: yes, yes I am - are you dead?
bdsmprelove: lol. no.. but when I do.. please. come over and take full advantage of me
waterrtbh: leave me your phone number and address, and next of kin
bdsmprelove: hahah
bdsmprelove: right on
bdsmprelove: I think necrophilia is so fuckin hot.
waterrtbh: there's only a limited time for us women
bdsmprelove: what do you mean?
waterrtbh: because rigermortis doesn't last forever
bdsmprelove: ohh.. true
bdsmprelove: I hear when guys die.. they have a hardon for a while
waterrtbh: you havent fucked many dead men have you?
bdsmprelove: no I havent
waterrtbh: you dont know what your missing
bdsmprelove: hehe
waterrtbh: when you're done, roll them out of bed and go to sleep, noone bothers you
bdsmprelove: have you done any dead men before?
waterrtbh: enough to know to be very careful about timing.
bdsmprelove: ohh
bdsmprelove: were you assuming I was male or female?
waterrtbh: male
bdsmprelove: ok
bdsmprelove: I'd love to try it out sometime. any suggestions?
waterrtbh: I prefer poison. Least messy - and die on the toilet, so your date doesn't have to deal with the mess.
bdsmprelove: haha.. I meant.. me messing around with someone else.
bdsmprelove: dead
waterrtbh: you have any friends at the morgue?
bdsmprelove: yea.. thats why I'm so into it I think
bdsmprelove: I see them all the time
waterrtbh: well there you go - hook up with one of them. I seriously don't recommend killing your own
bdsmprelove: no i know
waterrtbh: theres nothing even close to dead in prison
waterrtbh: course - you could be someone elses bitch, and play dead
bdsmprelove: hehe.. very true
bdsmprelove: I saw a young girl there once..and got so hard
waterrtbh: yeah I bet
bdsmprelove: do you mess with girls?
waterrtbh: girls? hell, i mess with dogs if they're dead
bdsmprelove: do you have an age limit?
waterrtbh: anything less wrinkled than a rasin works for me
bdsmprelove: what about young ones? whats the youngest dead boy or girl youd fuck with?
waterrtbh: i'd have to wait for an 18 year old - at least they're legallly of age
bdsmprelove: but they're dead.. hehe
bdsmprelove: this girl was like..4 .
bdsmprelove: couldnt help but get hard seeing her dead and naked
waterrtbh: ok - now that's a little sick
waterrtbh: exactly which orifice you think your dick would fit?
bdsmprelove: lol. mouth maybe?
waterrtbh: doubtful
bdsmprelove: just got hard at the thought
waterrtbh: and she still has teeth
waterrtbh: I'd watch out if I were you
bdsmprelove: ya
waterrtbh: what if she werent really dead
waterrtbh: and bit your dick off
bdsmprelove: lol. she was dead
waterrtbh: i dunno man - ive heard some freaky ass stories
waterrtbh: and god knows - i wouldnt want a dead man waking up on me
waterrtbh: ruin the whole thing.
bdsmprelove: lol
bdsmprelove: I hear you
waterrtbh: he would start talking...then... OVER
bdsmprelove: hahaha
bdsmprelove: I dont think this girl was going to be talking anytime soon
waterrtbh: yeah well - 4 years old is a bit young - even for a necropedophile, I suggest therapy
bdsmprelove: lol
bdsmprelove: do you have any fetishes?
waterrtbh: dude - you can get away with one extreme sexual desire - but not two
waterrtbh: fetishes? yeah - i have a few
waterrtbh: I like to masturbate with ice cold carrots, got one chilling right now
bdsmprelove: nice. remind you of a dead cock?
waterrtbh: yeh - but im a vegetarian
bdsmprelove: I love women or girls who wear pantyhose or tights.. or leather.
waterrtbh: do you like sheep in leather?
bdsmprelove: lol. no do you?
waterrtbh: oh yeah - those leather G's on a sheep and a garter belt lead to al sorts of fantasies
bdsmprelove: haha.. whats wrong with liking women or girls who wear pantyhose or tights.. or leather?
bdsmprelove: ?
waterrtbh: nothing - but dude - gotta tell you....
waterrtbh: your sick if you really want to bang a 4 year old dead girl, and this conversation is going straight to my buddy at the FBI.... see ya.
bdsmprelove: lol
bdsmprelove: you said you like roleplay in your profile..
bdsmprelove: so I was roleplaying
bdsmprelove: you roleplay dont you?
bdsmprelove: hello?
bdsmprelove: hello?
bdsmprelove: hello?
bdsmprelove: hello?

I only read half way through that to realize that person is too fucked up for me to read any further.

jesus...

ok, after anti posted I just came back and read the rest. Seriously man, that dude is fucked in the head, someone should put him out of his misery.

Dad?

Is that really necessary to inform us about it and even post that thing?

*smacks bella*

i, for one, found it kinda comical....

sick, but funny....i bet he was just jokin', though he seemed to get a lil' scurred their at the end....then again, you never know these days.....necropedophile....eeeek!!!!! thatz ultra-disturbing.....still, it was funny

That worried me too. It would seem that if they were joking that they would have addmitted it or been more at ease. I could just imagine the guy slathering over his key-board . . .

Wow, amazing. Some people are just... amazing. Did you get a peek at his profile? What was that one like???

Smack me?!!!
Is that how you usually deal with a girl?

*Smacks Sixx for smacking Bella*

Most unsavoury. I used to think a lot of necro stories were uban myths, now I've seen too much and want my innocence back.

Innocence is meant to be destroyed, consider yourself lucky if it happens on your own terms or in manner that you can easily handle.
So how long before someone jokes that it was Darktigger?

i think you just did...

but he's not a necro, he's a... what is tiggs?

a male from the homo sapien species of mammals?

does anyone really know?

Seems like Waters type of person... I mean, keeping a conversation going after he said he wanted to pork a dead 4 year old... Nice going water, we were all interested in reading your tasteless conversations...

does anyone really know what anyone is...maybe we are really devils and angels in the guise of aliens, hiding behind flesh and blood...

did you expect anything else?