i'm sorry, my aol net-speak translator did not compute.

It was like that when I peeled it, I swear.

why did you keep sticking it in your mouth then?

Why did you keep jamming it in my mouth after you'd tied me to a chair?

'cause your dad seemed to like it.

How was my father invloved with this? All I can remember is passing out after I took that drink you offered me. (I should have known better since you are clearly obsessed with homosexual acts to the exclusion of even finding new material for jokes) Next thing I new I awoke tied to a chair with you trying to floss my teeth with a bannana.

Messy.

I'm still having nightmares.

he was the banana.

Steering this back on track, I feel sorry for pat. Surviving the political/serious discussion boards is something that most can not do, and just that thread/topic devoted to JLB and his delusional state of mind(which has turned into a political discussion or some such) is a mere example as to what you will encounter if you stay for a prolonged period of time in the SD area of Dark Forum.

Caution is recommended.

I get confused with American politics, there only seem to be two parties and I have no idea what the difference between them is - the Democrats obviously must believe in democracy, so what about the other ones? lol

I personally think JLB is a facist... Hes always going on about facism and how us left wing socialists and liberals are facists but then... Take a look at the politics board and his posts.... Hes a facist...

Oh anti!!! Can I join the FJLB club? I fucking hate that dude with a passion....

Both pretty much believe in Democracy.

However it's really more of a conservatism versus liberalism than a dem/rep thing.
Oddly enough most of the conserv's have flocked to one type and liber's to another.
So it's really just them using a fake name to cover up their true feelings.

I recommend www.politicalcompass.org.