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I'm going to shove a crayon up my nose - 03-17-03

and live happily ever after.

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03-17-03

make sure it's at least a black crayon so all the gawthicks can still look up to you.



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03-17-03

~Giggles at both.~
  
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03-17-03

what a way to go ..
  
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03-17-03

My brother got a pea stuck in his nose and used to eat all my crayons until I punched him. We had a healthy relationship...*nod nod*



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03-17-03

Nice Simpson's reference Garg.
I'll admit, at times brain damage does almost seem preferable.

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03-17-03

wheres moe when you need him?


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03-17-03

I used to own a daycare (scary I know) and one of the kids stuck a pinto bean up his nose and no one knew until it began to rot and he got a horrible infection... gross, just sharing...lol *hides beans*


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03-18-03

A pinto bean??

hahahahaa.. holy..

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03-18-03

i swallowed a 50p coin once....
i'll shut up now *bows head in shame*
  
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03-18-03

a kidney bean, thats nasty


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03-18-03

in sixth grade we went to a grainery, and some of the class clowns got beans up their nose too...one even got it stuck in his ear *giggles* that was funny! especially since the teacher had told the class to not stick anything anywhere it shouldn't be...stupid people!



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i knew a kid in middle school that thought he'd be funny and stick a pencil in each nostril and make stupid faces.. well, i don't think that he anticipated one of the erasers coming off the pencil when he pulled it out of his nose. needless to say he went to the school nurse and then to the hospital to get it taken out.



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03-18-03

arsinik you're slipping; i entered this thread, after seeing you as the last poster on it, expecting to see you offering/threatening to shove your dick - or at least your donkey's dick - up garg's nose.

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03-18-03

heh heh heh... i'm with doe, arsi... go get a capachino and come back when you have more game...lol


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03-18-03

damn, arsinik is having difficulty breaking into the normal discussion routine.

i snuffed part of a cookie up my nose in elementary school. i don't suggest it. or pixie sticks.



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c'mon arsi get with it, may the horse be with you
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please dont take offense to that, hopefully this image will stir your imagination


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03-18-03

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i knew a kid in middle school that thought he'd be funny and stick a pencil in his ass and make sex in the ass.. well, i don't think that he anticipated one of the erasers coming off the pencil when he pulled it out of his ass. needless to say he went to the school nurse and then to the hospital to get it taken out of his ass.
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ha ha haaaaa


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