Please amuse me. At least make fun of someone so I can laugh at someone else's expense.

haha.. ur sunburnt ... how stooooopid..

hahaha, you own a website for teenie goths. go cut yourself.

I'm tired, busy looking like I'm at work and looking at all the snow.
*Throws snowball* There, happy?

dont feel bad duddy head, its inevitable to avoid the sun here in florida, so i know how you feel.

haha.. antihero is a teenie goth.

duddyhead?

um...i have a cold, bad cough, and can't breathe through my nose. do you know how hard that is? i have three classes to go to. i hate women. i hate it when people tell me to smile. last night i was inspired to write poetry.

yesterday i was working on my baby sister's three dimensional lumbermill and i superglued my fingers together. one doesn't realize the danger of superglue until she superglues her own fingers together. but as you can tell i'm fine now.

*dies for duddy's entertainment ....and as a favour to humanity*

Yes, I was working on my car saturday morning with my shirt off, and I ran into a few problems on the car so it ended up taking forever, and so I got a lot more sun that I expected. So I got a bit burnt on the back.

And like HiddenSecret said... That Florida sun. It sucks.

amuse you huh?... ok... I have not one but two screaming babies under 2 months old, i have an art show to do in less than 10 days with nothing made up to sell, my house is a wreck, I had to start waitressing again to pay my boyfriend's ex-wifes child support, i have had less than 4 hours sleep a day for more than 2 months, my boyfriend wont help me with any houseworkor play with the kids so i can do anything, my car is now offically dead and gone, i cant pay my bills and the babies are out of formula and since the car isnt running i cant get to the store, and to top it off my brother and sister in laws are coming to make sure i am "alright" in two days and i am far from alright. there... see that took the sting right out of that sunburn now huh?

Jesus. You're making me look forward to Lilan all the more...

Why won't he help with the twins? Tell him I said to get off his lazy fucking ass and help you out before I come out there and castrate him. Don't pay his fucking child support, he won't even play with the two you have. You didn't make those kids, why are you paying for them when your own are out of formula? Grrr. I want to beat him up now. Do they not have a WIC program there you can get on until you can get back on your feet?

i have applied but it takes a while before i find out anything... just dont listen to me, i am having a bad day... the twins are a blessing and my boyfriend is a handfull yes, but he has his moments... just need some damned sleep and my tax money to come in....

I've been sitting in the same chair for 12 hours, only taking periodic breaks to pee. I'm out of cigarettes, and my toes are cold.

I'm getting sick, all the smoke at the show last night made my throat worse, I got 5 hours of sleep last weekend, my butt's asleep, my right leg won't stop twitching, and my water bottle is nearly empty.

Oh? Well, I've been awake for 36 hours, my butt is also asleep, I don't drink water, and I saw the worst concert ever over the weekend.

Metallica?

Turbo Negro.

vroom, homey.

Do they have black people in Norway?

Yeah; they're called "fjordmongrels" over there.