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i just totally killed a bug - 06-06-04

i think it was a big water beetle or sumtin....just crawlin along my bedroom floor......so i was like, i just grab it in this old rag here and crush it....so i grab it, crush, and i can see i'm crushing itz head and its legs are frantically moving, so i crush again and toss it in the trash....only to see its still moving, writhing with agony, and trying to crawl away....so grab it, and can really feel it as i proceed to tear it to fucking shreds.......poor lil' guy


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06-07-04

aw. that's sweet how you're all moved by the situation.
  
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06-07-04

i was man.....it was rather dramatic.....kinda traumatized me


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06-07-04

yea.
like the blind man says. i feel for ya.
  
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06-07-04

why did i blind man say that? shouldn't it have been like, a man without nerve endings on his skin or some shit?


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well what good would it do for a dude without nerve endings to feel for you?
  
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irony?


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06-07-04

That's... a good point.


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you win.
  
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06-07-04

w00t!


what do i win?


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tube socks.
  
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hahahahahaha........wanna hear something funny.....i have some slight OCD, but been getting better, but socks is one of biggest fucking UMPHS!!!! man, if my socks aren't real fluffy and soft or rest comfortably acorss my toes and at my heel, i will fucking go nuts as a mother fucker!


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those mother fuckers go pretty nuts.
like a buncha hippies.
  
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06-07-04

fucking hippies!!!!!! bah!!!!!!!

you should see me at night with my alarm clock!!!!!!! i just got over grabbing doors in public.....it used to make me physically ill if i touched a public door handle


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woah.. you're like jack nicholson.
  
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Heeeeeeeeere's Johnny!!!!


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hahahahahaha...........


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06-07-04

*continues raping threads*

Haha? I didnt think it was that funny... but that's how I remember Nicky.


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Nicky? that movie with Adam Sandler? you like adam sandler?! boo!!!!! i thought you were kool


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woah.. you're like jack nicholson.
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boo!!!!! i thought you were kool
Blow me, you big, sexy piece of man, you.

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