well i'm just messing around... i hope that you like my stuff... if it makes you laugh great... if it doesn't then that is great to...

stand up comedy

walks out onto the stage... facing the crowd... goes up to the microphone...

(speaks to the crowd) wow you all are REALLY A GREAT CROWD TONIGHT!! that means we are
going to have alot of fun!! are you people from around the forum...

(crowd screams and yell) YEAH!!

really me to... maybe we all could share a room together!!

walks back and forwarth on the stage... drinks water from the bottle that i have... then placesses it
back on the stool...

you know how when you go to a black peoples church... man that is SOME AMAZING SHIT!! i mean they
jump and cheer and go all crazy... till when your the only white person... your sitting there like what
the fuck is going on... as someone happens to jump and yells "PRAYS THE LORD!!"
the white person sits there and gets startled shakes all over...

*does my little shaking move while holding a mic*

you know what is the thing that i find most stupid... when i read the bible... about adam and eve...
you see there was these two naked people... going about the forest... the only thing they could wear were
figged leaves... i guess back then they didn't have the mall... or a jacey pennies next door...

while they were wondering the forest... *does the voice of god*

i command you not to eat the forbidden fruit tree... you see adam and eve... they didn't command
any rule... so what did they do... they went to the forest and ate from the tree... that god did not want
then to eat from...

so eve new better... she new that if she were to eat the red apple... she would be in such big shit...
so she picked the apple from the tree and handed it to adam... cause she didn't want to take the fall
for it...

man if i was there i would of bust a cap in his ass... he's in trouble over some chick that handed him
the red apple...

then the next thing you know... they sky turns black... then all these CATS AND DOGS started
to fall from the sky...

(crowd laughing)

chuckles as i giggle... walks back and forwarth across the stage... drinking more water... *sits on a stool*
as i get tired from standing...

man you know i was out shopping yesterday... going into a store just like a regular person would do...
as i walked in... i remember how there was a kid... as his mommy just left to go buy some
panty hose...there he was sitting in front of mc donalds... as he was chillen right next to the ronald mc donnald clown...

the hours passes by... his mother has not yet come back... so the kid just up and leave the ronnald
guy... to go look for his mommey... for a while he noticed that she is not there...

so the kid started to cry... as they had to call the mannager...
(does the mannager voice)

ok um *blows into the mic* we seem to have a lost child... he looks like AL ALFA from little rasckles...
wearing a barnie t- shirt... if you are the mother of this child please come and pick him up...

as you see... the mother noticed the anounsement... she new that it was her son... that he was talking about... so she gets her shit pays for it at the registure... then leaves in a hurry...

*chuckles* AIN'T THAT A BITCH!! leaving your child at wal-mart

it seems to me that is what most people do... go shopping and bring there kids with them...
then leave them at wal-mart... as they say they like TO KEEP THERE COSTUMERS HAPPY!!

(crowd cranking up laughing)

after i saw that... i just shopped for one thing... it was pop tarts... then i left the store... thinking oh my
god that was the saddest thing ever...

i guess she didn't want her son to get in the way... while she is out to get her bootie call...

walks around for a bit... drinking more water... so are you all having a good show!!
(crowd screams and yells) YES WE ARE!!
good i'm glad you all are having fun... i'm also having a great time as well...

do you ever watch scoobie do... you know you got to tell me... that these people were high!!
i mean here they were... smoking out in the van... it looked all hippy style... while they had flowers all around it ... while inside it... you know they had to be smoking that dam weed... then after that they would go to some honted house... play with freaken ghost all day long as the dog scoobie would be sitting there saying rrrooo!!!!
who else would be getting high and going to a honted house... to play with some freaken ghost... then watch some guy tore off his face... at the end of a crim sean... i sure as hell wouldn't... i would be sitting at home eating some crackers... WATCHING I LOVE LUCY!!

(crowd laughing and smiling all the way at me)


well that is all i hope that you all have liked my show... walks off the stage... waves to the crowd...


(crowd everyone stands up and cheers SHY SHY SHY!!)

Yaay, *cheer, cheer*.

god that was stupid haha

Heh.

hey shy...when are you going live?

*still laughing*