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sixxx(sic)six · **i hate birds -** 05-06-04

y'know, for a shit ton of insomniacs there ain't no one fucking here around 4-6 in the morning......so i gotta listen to the goddamn birds singing....fucking birds.....

Synikul · 05-06-04

shoot one, the rest will fly away

One · 05-06-04

and if they don't ... shoot them all.

Arkantis · 05-06-04

If birds annoy me, I just light a black cat, BOOOM. They all fly away.

Darling Apathy · 05-06-04

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Originally Posted by sixxx(sic)six

y'know, for a shit ton of insomniacs there ain't no one fucking here around 4-6 in the morning......so i gotta listen to the goddamn birds singing....fucking birds.....

this makes me want to want the movie "The Birds".

One · 05-06-04

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Originally Posted by Arkantis

If birds annoy me, I just light a black cat, BOOOM. They all fly away.

but what then when they come back? Do you just light another?

sixxx(sic)six · 05-06-04

hmm.....thatz a good idea, lighting a firecracker....never thought of that one....too bad i gotta drive to another state to buy firecrackers

darklara · 05-07-04

Just find a way to kill the damn birds....just vanish them from the face of this earth!!! You would be doing me a favor...

sjambler · 05-07-04

earplugs and earmuffs together block out noise pretty well

Shadowborn · 05-07-04

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Originally Posted by darklara

Just find a way to kill the damn birds....just vanish them from the face of this earth!!! You would be doing me a favor...

Sure, until you're overrun with the bugs that will multiply out of control with all their natural predators gone...good call.

*further rant deleted*

darklara · 05-12-04

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Originally Posted by Shadowborn

Sure, until you're overrun with the bugs that will multiply out of control with all their natural predators gone...good call.

Hmmmm never really thought of that....your right...Then just make sure you leave some birds around......and when they multiply again we just make another bird clean-up.......

and so on........hell how crazy am I??

Manifesto · 05-12-04

dont you live in clearwater.... do what I do, run around naked in your backyard and sqwack at them... either they will be afraid and fly away or you'll make a really good friend.

darklara · 05-26-04

Maybe that'll work I'll try it out sometime.....................I really hope the'll fly away

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