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04-09-02
i have this huge cut in my gum right now due to my dog's toenail...
only to me can this shit happen
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I had to go to the hospital today and get some blood work done. Of course, with my inevitable run of bad luck, I got some fresh fish chick to do the needlework. She had to poke, prick, and otherwise discomfort and puncture my skin 4 times, on ONE arm. She said the "vein wouldn't stop wiggling" or something like that. She would stick the needle in, and then go at it like it was a fuckin dart board. Course, then she had to use my other arm....only took her 2 tries on that one........ 
No my left arm is all purple and can't be used efficiently, and it looks like I spent the night shooting up on a bunch of freakin LSD or something. Can someone give me a fuckin band-aid or painkiller? Perhaps some tylenol? Or some....hehe.....morphine? 
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Ange De Demon Dieu...svp m'a laissé changer. Laissez l'amour demeurer chez moi une fois de plus... "your stupid, and you deny feelings from everyone because i think you are scared to know that someonecares"- someone's words to me People are wicked creatures capable of nothing but betrayal, hatred, and dishonesty. The greatest of these is betrayal. Fuck you all; Burn in Hell. Your screams are sweet sounds unto my ears Now my anger's growing worse, next ones working as a nurse, have to make a doctors call, drag my body down the hall, grab a scalpel and a blade, time to play the nurse's aid,operate then strap her down,carve her face into a clown.
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Since we're sharing stupid injury stories, I tripped up a flight of stairs and ripped skin off my big toe. | |
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Ouch. My weirdest injury was bending my big toe nail in half, when my foot and another guy's foot collided when playing basketball...
Then there is the weird scar on my left arm that I have no clue how it got there; it definitely doesn't look accidental (two straight lines, one a little longer than the other, about 2 cm apart, a little up the arm from the wrist, on the top right (hold your hand palm down, go to the wrist, about two inches back from that, on the right half)); mebbe I'll show a pic sometime; it's weird.
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| | | Wild child.
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| Re: i get hurt in the strangest ways.... -
04-09-02
Quote: Originally posted by QueenOfSolitude
i have this huge cut in my gum right now due to my dog's toenail...
only to me can this shit happen | That's so fucked up I didn't even laugh. Jeeze. That is terrible.
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04-09-02
I have a long list of ways I've gotten hurt, and I can barely remember most of 'em.
Once a bee ran into me and I was wearing these big funky shades and the bee got stuck ramming itself into me.
One time I was going downhill on my skateboard and I turned to wave to someone and I ran into a van.
Then there was the time I went to open the door to my bathroom. I put one foot forward and I swung the door open. The door stopped in front of me because of my foot and my face said hello to the door.
And then there was the time I tried impressing some people, and I had some scuicidal tendancies, when I climbed up a fifteen foot fence and lept off flipping forward and I landed on my back. It was suprisingly the least painful thing I've mentioned.
If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
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Quote: Originally posted by SirVLCIV
Ouch. My weirdest injury was bending my big toe nail in half, when my foot and another guy's foot collided when playing basketball...
Then there is the weird scar on my left arm that I have no clue how it got there; it definitely doesn't look accidental (two straight lines, one a little longer than the other, about 2 cm apart, a little up the arm from the wrist, on the top right (hold your hand palm down, go to the wrist, about two inches back from that, on the right half)); mebbe I'll show a pic sometime; it's weird. | That sounds like alien abduction...
I was running really fast in the woods. I have no idea how it happened. But my nuts somehow got caught up and tweaked twixt my legs and I wound up with bruised berries.
I sat in the back of the bus and an older friend of mine picked me up out of the seat and dropped me in a seat in the front of the bus. I bounced in the seat, and hit my head on the window sill. My friend sopped to make sure I was ok, and just he got to the back of the bus I started to scream and cry because blood was running in front of my eyes from the cut on my head.
Necromancer's one about flipping over on their back from 15 feet sounds funny.
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The cat that shares my space likes to cut my fingertips when I play with him. And they take an eternity to heal! And they sting too!
"Though I've called your name a thousand times, my words are blown back
into my face. The wind makes my skin harder still. The clouds race by
over-head and I fight to remain standing, the signs of endless journeys
shows in my weakened stance. I wish for the ground to open. I have been
around the world and back, I have re-lived every memory, re-dreamt every
dream and felt every touch (again). Still the clouds will race, the wind
will cut and soon I will fall. The dust will form a mound that shall be my
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04-09-02
Quote: Originally posted by Kyrasen
Since we're sharing stupid injury stories, I tripped up a flight of stairs and ripped skin off my big toe. | i trip up stairs all the time...but i don't know that anything ever happened because of it....
update:
my mouth *really* hurts..and i feel this piece of skin sort of dangling in there...bleh....
what happened:
i was laying on my bed talking to a friend...my puppy decided to jump on the bed and somehow her foot landed IN my mouth...
but..yeah...owwie
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I was practicing with my staff once. I swung up and hit a beam that used to be in my ceiling, my staff bounced back and hit my right in the face.
I bled all over the front of my shirt. You know where you have that bridge of skin that connects your upper lip to your upper gums?
Thats been disconected on me.
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04-09-02
hmm i didnt really feel this till the next day but..
i was at my friends house while i was piss drunk i fell of a rolly chair and you know those sharp-ass corners on the top of a pull out drawr that are just sticking out in hopes that you will collide with one of them? yea well i fell face-first onto it and broke my nose (of course what a convienent time to pass out) and i fucking woke up 3 in the morning in a pool of blood with an extememly swollen nose. it hurt like a bitch
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| My Feet -
04-09-02
My Feet always end up hurt in odd ways
I kicked a Lawn mower an lost a sizable cunh an a toesy
at 14 i left the glue gun on to long an it driped onto my Legs
burning thru a few layers of Skin...what hurt was takeing out all the glue
an today i woke up from a dream of getting chewd on by wild dogs an Kicked the wooden back board to my Bed brusing my foot
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LMAO the weirdest injury i had was i got hit by a car (it wasnt going too fast) and i got up ok from it without a scratch on me then as i was walking away i tripped on a stone and smacked my face against a wall.
How lame is that!!!!!!
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Kind of like the time I got hit by a car, and I caused more damage to the car then it did to me...
Boy hits car?
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I had to go to the hospital today and get some blood work done. Of course, with my inevitable run of bad luck, I got some fresh fish chick to do the needlework. She had to poke, prick, and otherwise discomfort and puncture my skin 4 times, on ONE arm. She said the "vein wouldn't stop wiggling" or something like that. She would stick the needle in, and then go at it like it was a fuckin dart board. Course, then she had to use my other arm....only took her 2 tries on that one........
| I have stuck little girls and heard them whine less than you. Quote: |
No my left arm is all purple and can't be used efficiently, and it looks like I spent the night shooting up on a bunch of freakin LSD or something. Can someone give me a fuckin band-aid or painkiller? Perhaps some tylenol? Or some....hehe.....morphine?
| 1) you don't "shoot up" LSD
2)yes you clearly need a pain killer, you are a pain and need killing  You could have morphine but you would need to get stuck again and we feel it's easier to listen to you whine without painkillers slurring your speech
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Quote: Originally posted by Denalay
Boy hits car? | pretty good band 
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I have stuck little girls and heard them whine less than you.
| Bet you have. Too bad this is a fuckin INJURY thread dumbass Quote: |
1) you don't "shoot up" LSD
| Why thank you for the information. You win the drug awareness badge, congratulations! Quote: |
yes you clearly need a pain killer, you are a pain and need killing
| You flatter me..... 
Now, why don't you go bitch somewhere else? Unless, of course, you want to tell a story about you getting hurt in which I can delight in..........  Please do, don't make me beg....  And reading your post just wasted a few moments of my life. It was pointless and completely void of any humor.
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Ange De Demon Dieu...svp m'a laissé changer. Laissez l'amour demeurer chez moi une fois de plus... "your stupid, and you deny feelings from everyone because i think you are scared to know that someonecares"- someone's words to me People are wicked creatures capable of nothing but betrayal, hatred, and dishonesty. The greatest of these is betrayal. Fuck you all; Burn in Hell. Your screams are sweet sounds unto my ears Now my anger's growing worse, next ones working as a nurse, have to make a doctors call, drag my body down the hall, grab a scalpel and a blade, time to play the nurse's aid,operate then strap her down,carve her face into a clown.
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could be worse, you could be the guy who jumped off a low bridge to swim in a pond and not notice the no swimming sign that was under an inch of water, have your crotch collide with the sign and then have to walk 3 miles with your exposed testicals in your hand to get sowed up.
that really happened, he was on a talk show.
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Damn, that causes pain just to think of such a thing........:p
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Ange De Demon Dieu...svp m'a laissé changer. Laissez l'amour demeurer chez moi une fois de plus... "your stupid, and you deny feelings from everyone because i think you are scared to know that someonecares"- someone's words to me People are wicked creatures capable of nothing but betrayal, hatred, and dishonesty. The greatest of these is betrayal. Fuck you all; Burn in Hell. Your screams are sweet sounds unto my ears Now my anger's growing worse, next ones working as a nurse, have to make a doctors call, drag my body down the hall, grab a scalpel and a blade, time to play the nurse's aid,operate then strap her down,carve her face into a clown.
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