I figured it out.

God... is the sun. He watches over you throughout the day, as does darkness. You can do whatever you want when its night, but God will be watching you throughout the day. So, It all really depends on you, are you a night person or a day person?

...Obviously I'm not being serious.

Dammit Zero, stay out of the damn shrooms

ive done bad shit at night and paid for it during the day. obviously god has some kinda deal with the darkness. bastard.

i dont think you shud talk about god that way man.he has a computer too.

its true though, if god is what god is supposed to be, god is a bastard.

OMG.
thats not rite to be sayin,but i cant help but admit that i kind of agree.

hehehe, aye, well i'm kidding anyhoo.

but yeah, i mostly don't have any beliefs that follow any kinda stupid organised religion.

but this whole karma type "do good get rewarded, do bad get punished" thing, well, i certainly know life works that way.

and damnit am i getting punished. i only wanted to have fun *sniff*

oh plz dont cry sweetheart,im here.
ill have fun with you.

muchly reassuring

but fun is usually what i get punished for. well, only wen fun gets out of hand. so keep me in check and all shall be fine

okay love!

See this is why I stick with explosives for my fun. The only time I am really punished is when I am being stupid, in which case I deserve it since I should know better than to do whatever it was I was doing to get punished/hurt

i am punished for not being married,constantly by my fricken aunt jellina.god how i h8 her.*balls up fist towards the sky.*

fuck your aunt. (not literally)

you're too young to be married. there's way too much fun to be had before clasping the shackles around your limbs and dragging a ball and chain around with you.

thats wat i kepp telling her,and i tell her to fuck off alot.

Eh, the future ex is often to costly through the divorce proceedings

nothing in the entire world costs more than a divorce.

What about Alimony and Child support(not combined though)?

yeah.
you loose love and money and everything you mite ever miss.

I was once told I am a wise man for not getting married, though from my view point she would be tired of my asshole ways after a few months

i thought you pay those after a divorce? so basically, because of the divorce... it costs you shitloads. not just to go through with it, but after it.

"a divorce like a classic sports car. it is an expensive thing. not just to buy, but maintainance costs you fuckload."