maybe it's morning, maybe i need coffee, but my wit and charm seems to be elusive this morning...i didn't even drink or smoke last night, just stayed up late and played heroes three. could adelaide have stolen my mind?

i know what to do!

...when you see pink bunnies...RUN!!!!

Ohhh noooo... get it back Quick Jordy... before it dissappears forever!

it was cured, eight thirty a.m. i remembered i had an employee meeting at eight a.m....things got hectic after that point, but still foggy..i think it's the coffee, i need to start drinking it again...more sleep would help too. Definitly more sex, it bites when my hubby works so much, and i'm stuck in a house with the parent in laws...so no guests to entertain either

as your guest you can entertain me. i'm pretty easy to entertain. cause i'm easily amused
if you need to sleep. don't drink anymore coffee cause that would keep you up. just stair at my avatar untill it puts you to sleep. i did that one time. only it didn't put me to sleep. it made me become very bored.

If i fell asleep looking at the avatar, i'd be frightened, i've had christ standing at the foot of my bed before...that was an interesting experience.

and i'd love to have you for a guest shy. Were checking into three bedrooms on the water around here...but the guests i'm needing currently...what are male mistresses called? and no all night computer use to compensate with cybering...*sighs* We really need our own place.

hahaha jordyn

you must tell that experience about christ standing at the foot your bed. i think male mistresses are called man whore's. i hope you can find your place. i'll come and visit ya once when you get your new place set up. i have three people in mind on the forum on who i would like to visit. first person is going to be demone's_eclipse i have meet her before in person and i want to see her again. i'll be sure and talk this time instead of being quiet. i'm sure if i were to be with you. you won't let me stay quiet hehehe.

word.

although i did a lot of drinking this weekend, so i'm pretty sure that's my problem.

U know when U can't think or talk, as robert smith once said; ___________ and ___ Ure mouth, see there are still plenty of productive things to do with mouth and lips. hell U can even if alone eat but we love it when U post, though U gettin right on ma tail with that post count woman

bro :yoink: only like 900 away :blackeye:

Awwww, you need to get HEROES IV...

How is it that your at home and had an 8o'clock employee meeting..LOL
errr can't you use the toys without the in-laws hearing??

i have faith in your postwhore skillz.

maybe that's it, i haven't drank anything...well one glass of kosher blackberry wine, but it was too sweet, even for my tastes...

and my toys are perfectly usable..they're just no fun, i need more than just an orgasm...

and mighty, how can i do anything with my mouth if i have no one to do anything with?

i'm quite happy with my amount of posts, it's taking me a lot of thought and time to achieve that amount...i wonder where red went, i think he has the highest... like ever.

things are rather normal now...maybe my biorythms were just low on that particular day...or that i have indeed started drinking coffee...the lighter the roast, the higher caffeine content That's why white cofffee kicks butt, but i'll probably have to go to one of the cities to get that.

see now i can't turn it off...

white coffee? i've never even heard of that.

woooooot? this is insanity :drunk: the hell U gotta a bunch dumb and blind people around or what god if I had a cent to ma name I catch the next flight over and give U somethin