Aw man, that joke is like sooo 1995. I heard of a guy who managed to get something like 3000 local signatures to get 'dihydrogen monoxide' made illegal in the state. Still, it makes for a pretty good funny.

Local officials try to fight the dangers of "dihydrogen monoxide"

*golf clap*

Pfeh, take your annoyingly hypnotic chest-bouncing avatar out of my thread.

Sure, right after you take down your "I bought this cool thing that looks like it's coming out of my wall thing at Spencer's gifts" avatar.

lol... Aliso Viejo is basically right at the beach, so I could seriously see them banning foam containers at city sponsored events (oh the huge issues this city has to tackle. lol).

Banning them because they're made with the potentially harmful, odorless, tasteless chemical compound h2o is hilarious.

i do see the dangers. i believe we should dry up the oceans.

giant roll of Bounty?

viva.

Charmin might work better.

man that would be a mess.

Where would we put all the fish?

on a very large grill.

lol... ew. there better be lots & lots o' crab.

You Don't Like Seafood?!?!?!?!?!?!

I like crab, that's it.

lahoozaher

:mofo:


(I prefer real meat, thank you very much)

we aren't talking about your love for the cock.

oh, my bad.

They sell stuff like that at Spencer's? Cool. I never said anything about taking your avatar down, I just didn't want it distracting folk in my thread.

Hey, didja know that most human beings have dangerously high levels of dihydrogen monoxide in their systems?