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ShotDownStar · 10-10-05

holy shit, they really have people that stupid over there?

Mia~ow · 10-10-05

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Originally Posted by ShotDownStar

holy shit, they really have people that stupid over there?

Doesn't everyone? I feel an inferiority complex coming on...

Snyper · 10-10-05

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Originally Posted by Wicked Lady

I was talking to Tozzy on AIM, and our conversation reminded me of something.

I don't know how it is in England, but here in the good ol' US of A we have these things I affectionately call G-THUG ALLSTARS... or Wiggers, if you will. The only thing worse than an upper middle class white boy acting "hardcore" and "from da streetz" is his girlfriend.

You know the type. They're either overweight or severely underweight white girls, with long fingernails, K-Swiss shoes, and a baby-doll shirt that says something really witty like "Diva".

And if you're ever in the mall, they stare at you and DARE you to look at them wrong. After which they'll shake that nasty tuna finger in your face and say "Oh, hell nah you didn't look at me like dat." And if you're as disgustingly intelligent as me and attempt to battle them verbally... they'll say "Fuck you, bitch!" to everything. Or if you're as scary diesel bad ass as I am, they might say "If I wasn't on probation, I'd kick your ass, bitch."

Until I'm forced to shove my fist in her face to shut her the FUCK UP.

the word you are looking for is chav

ShotDownStar · 10-10-05

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Originally Posted by Mia~ow

Doesn't everyone? I feel an inferiority complex coming on...

our people are a different kind of stupid really.

Billy the Kidd · 10-10-05

Just flash a gun they shut up and start acting white real quick. I did that one time although I shouldnt have. I was somewhere in town and there was some white wiggers hanging out with thier skanky girlfirends and they were all giving me the stink eye. So I being the confrontational type I am winked at em as if to say eat my croch your suburban scum. Well they didnt take too kindly to that and when they started calling me a motherfucker I put my hands on my hips which of course meant pushing my jacket back and my ccw's handle was visible strapped under my shoulder. Ha you shoulda SAW them look the other way and pretend they didnt say anything.

ShotDownStar · 10-10-05

me no likey guns.

i'm still freakin scared of them

thefr0g · 10-10-05

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Originally Posted by Billy the Kidd

Just flash a gun they shut up and start acting white real quick. I did that one time although I shouldnt have. I was somewhere in town and there was some white wiggers hanging out with thier skanky girlfirends and they were all giving me the stink eye. So I being the confrontational type I am winked at em as if to say eat my croch your suburban scum. Well they didnt take too kindly to that and when they started calling me a motherfucker I put my hands on my hips which of course meant pushing my jacket back and my ccw's handle was visible strapped under my shoulder. Ha you shoulda SAW them look the other way and pretend they didnt say anything.

Yeah, that seems like a good way to get yourself shot.

Billy the Kidd · 10-10-05

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Yeah, that seems like a good way to get yourself shot.

Not really. Gotta know who youre fucking with, if it was a couple of brothas in the hood I wouldnt let them know I was carrying a couple of snot nosed shit head teen wiggers and they piss themselves.

Billy the Kidd · 10-10-05

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Originally Posted by ShotDownStar

me no likey guns.

i'm still freakin scared of them

You just need more range time. Most people are scared of guns at 1st. I myself dont fear them I fear being unarmed in the face of a threat I cant handle with my fists.

ShotDownStar · 10-10-05

we've had this conversation before sir.

and chicago is trying to get me to go to the range and shoot. i keep telling him he's crazy and change the subject.

Billy the Kidd · 10-10-05

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Originally Posted by ShotDownStar

we've had this conversation before sir.

and chicago is trying to get me to go to the range and shoot. i keep telling him he's crazy and change the subject.

I dont remember what conclusion we came to. You still need to go and face your IRRATIONAL fears though.

ShotDownStar · 10-10-05

the conclusion we came to is that i'm a fucking klutz and me holding something that could kill someone with a 1 inch movement is a bad idea.

Billy the Kidd · 10-10-05

A car?

ShotDownStar · 10-10-05

you shoulda seen me when i started driving. 3 accidents within the first two years, one involving a pedestrian...

yeah cars can be incredibly fatal, but they're a necessary evil in the place I'm from, we have no public transit. and also, i got lucky and didn't seriously hurt anyone, but i was a nervous wreck for a very long time behind the wheel.

accident with a gun? well there aren't really any fender benders with a gun and other people...

Panthera66 · 10-10-05

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Originally Posted by Wicked Lady

I was talking to Tozzy on AIM, and our conversation reminded me of something.

I don't know how it is in England, but here in the good ol' US of A we have these things I affectionately call G-THUG ALLSTARS... or Wiggers, if you will. The only thing worse than an upper middle class white boy acting "hardcore" and "from da streetz" is his girlfriend.

You know the type. They're either overweight or severely underweight white girls, with long fingernails, K-Swiss shoes, and a baby-doll shirt that says something really witty like "Diva".

And if you're ever in the mall, they stare at you and DARE you to look at them wrong. After which they'll shake that nasty tuna finger in your face and say "Oh, hell nah you didn't look at me like dat." And if you're as disgustingly intelligent as me and attempt to battle them verbally... they'll say "Fuck you, bitch!" to everything. Or if you're as scary diesel bad ass as I am, they might say "If I wasn't on probation, I'd kick your ass, bitch."

Until I'm forced to shove my fist in her face to shut her the FUCK UP.

ahg- reminds me of some of the bitches I went ta basic with.
They only "think" they're the shit when they are around their "homies" other than that they're just bad mouth chicken shits.

Billy the Kidd · 10-11-05

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Originally Posted by ShotDownStar

you shoulda seen me when i started driving. 3 accidents within the first two years, one involving a pedestrian...

yeah cars can be incredibly fatal, but they're a necessary evil in the place I'm from, we have no public transit. and also, i got lucky and didn't seriously hurt anyone, but i was a nervous wreck for a very long time behind the wheel.

accident with a gun? well there aren't really any fender benders with a gun and other people...

Gun accidents are rare. ANd most of them dont involve kid shooting themselves beleive it or not that is just coffee table Brady Campaign talk. I consider my gun a required evil. I cant have armed guards protecting me when I walk out the door and therefore it is left up to me.

Wicked Lady · 10-11-05

Plus they make great table decorations. A few painted pinecones... some fall leaves.

Lovely.

ShotDownStar · 10-11-05

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Originally Posted by Billy the Kidd

Gun accidents are rare. ANd most of them dont involve kid shooting themselves beleive it or not that is just coffee table Brady Campaign talk. I consider my gun a required evil. I cant have armed guards protecting me when I walk out the door and therefore it is left up to me.

if i ever live in an area where I feel threatened daily and need to protect myself, I'll get one. But as of right now i only see having one to cause me potential problems.

Billy the Kidd · 10-11-05

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Originally Posted by ShotDownStar

if i ever live in an area where I feel threatened daily and need to protect myself, I'll get one. But as of right now i only see having one to cause me potential problems.

Thats just silliness, do you keep tylenol on hand? what about flashlights? Do you live in perptual sickness or darkness? Crime is everywhere, and if you think it stops at the borders to your town you should think again. Lots of people from the lily white burbs are robbed and raped every year by scum bags who go there knowing that its E Z pickins.

But its your life man, you'll do what you will.

Keeping a gun on hand is no differnt than having emergency batteries and flashlights, or emergency dry packed food stored up, or having locks on your door at all.