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Hmm.. He's well -trained.
well trained? just because he doesn't shit in the flowers or piss in the milk doesn't really qualify for 'well trained'.



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well trained? just because he doesn't shit in the flowers or piss in the milk doesn't really qualify for 'well trained'.
No silly - Because he shovels, and rakes, and Heels. Now if he does dishes, he's definitely not charging enough...


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Hmm... you'll have to talk to Shadow on this. I believe he planned on keeping him as a pet. Of course, Shadows only getting 20% of what I'm renting him out for... He might like to have the extra money...

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Ooh...you mean I can rent him? Will he be delivered, or would I have to come pick him up?


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Now if he does dishes, he's definitely not charging enough...
ugh.. i hate doing dishes. that's what god made women for...



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You are worth exactly: $2,054,060.00.

Aside from Elijah and Neon, I am the most expensive person here! (I would be more, but I don't make any money)

P.S. Neon, why don't you have an avatar?


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Ooh...you mean I can rent him? Will he be delivered, or would I have to come pick him up?
Oh definitely pick him up - But for security reasons I'd rather he didn't go out of state... Would that be cash, check or charge?



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ugh.. i hate doing dishes. that's what god made women for...
Hmph... I never would have pegged you as a chauvinist pig. A slut, yes, but not a sexist slut...

*smacks Arsi on the ass* Go do your dishes!

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*smacks Arsi on the ass* Go do your dishes!
what do you do if your dishwasher breaks down?

smack the bitch and tell her to get back to work.



why do women wear white on their wedding day?

so the washer/dryer/dishwasher match.



i'm not a chauvinist... i just know great jokes.



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Dammit!

I had forgotten to hang up my headset. I think I offended the client who rang in as I was reading your reply. Damn irritating people who keep ringing in while I'm trying to read..

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haha.. haven't you learned to not read my posts while on the phone with clients?



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You are worth exactly: $1,650,730.00.....itll be higher as soon as i hit puberty...:p

just kidding, but i am only 15 so jobs and higher educations shouldput my market value up...


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Oh definitely pick him up - But for security reasons I'd rather he didn't go out of state... Would that be cash, check or charge?

Make that charge..I just have to fix travel and living arrangements...I don't live in the states...


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haha.. haven't you learned to not read my posts while on the phone with clients?
Generally, yes... as a matter of preservation. I'd forgotten to hang up the receiver, though. Well, at least the client got a laugh out of it.



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Make that charge..I just have to fix travel and living arrangements...I don't live in the states...
I remember... You have a platinum card, right?

You could be running up the bills here...


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I remember... You have a platinum card, right?

You could be running up the bills here...
Hmm...I'll have to look into that...would VISA do?


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Hmm...I'll have to look into that...would VISA do?
Yes, but we don't take Discover Card.


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That would cause me no problem since I've never even heard of the thing...


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Hmm... you'll have to talk to Shadow on this. I believe he planned on keeping him as a pet. Of course, Shadows only getting 20% of what I'm renting him out for... He might like to have the extra money...

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Now wait a minute! I was the one that shelled out $17.50 for Chaos in the first place. I don't think I could let him go for any less than...oh, $100.69


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I'll buy him.

*starts writing check*


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