Apply bleach.
Leave for 3 hours+ (leave for longer if you require it to drop out)
Wash out.
Voila.

I have so much freakin hair, it goes to my waist and its sooo thick. That would be like nothing for my hair

"I'll miss you most of all Scarecrow"

Wow Deathy, waist length. That must be a handful Mine is getting thicker. After dying it black every couple weeks for about 3 months it kinda thinned out.

You shouldn't dye it so much. Your going to strip your hair, and damage the ends I liked your hair like in the recent pictures. You looked gorgeous. You should keep your hair that color, rather than black.

Yeah, at the moment I have a blonde tint in it. Just got a few minutes before I wash it out actually.
Thankyou for the gorgeous thing, thats what im hoping for tonight

Good. I'll use it to tie you to the bed post.

And I got my ends trimmed yesterday so its all nice and not split endy.

Mine's down to almost the middle of my back. I need a trim. Blonde hair is hard to keep healthy, I have to deep treat it like twice a week. Stupid hair.

I have a mud hair mask and a de-frizz mask.

Ditto. That Placenta stuff is good too. Gross, cuz it's real placenta, but it's really good for your hair.

eww, no way, never.

I used to be able to wrap the end of my hair around my belt, never had any split/dead ends and never had to resort to afterbirth skullcaps

Johnsons baby shampoo all the way (It's the only one with a no more tears formula )

Wow really? That's cool. I have that for Ari and sometimes I steal a use or two. I like conditionars. I have, like, at least 10 bottles of stuff cuz I like to use different ones all the time. I would LOVE to get hair extensions. But, that's $$$$$$ and fake, so I dunno.

my hair looks so bad now..

I think the trick with keeping your hair healthy is not to wash it too much, it strips out all the natural oils (that's why you need conditioner) I only washed mine a maximum of twice a week

I'm sure it's fine. You should have just left it though, it looked good.

It'll be ok in a bit, when it settles down and looses all the static

Yeah, I've heard that before. My problem is that my hair is very light, which means that it's lacking pigment which helps the streangth of your hair. Plus, blonde hair looks greasy fast. And, I wear a lot of ponytails, which probobly isn't good for it.

But it's bright blonde and bright fucking orange! I have to go out tonight!