 | | | fuck off
Posts: 14,721
Gallery:
0
Comments: 0
Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: louisville ky Zodiac Sign:
Aquarius
| How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb? -
01-13-04
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
10 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing
light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
1 to point out somebody spelled "grammar" as "grammer"
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another
6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term
is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please
take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to
this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting
questions about light bulbs"
18 who trip over each other in their rush to say "repost!"
3 who say stuff like "OMG, THAT WAS THE BEST!"
7 who think it is spam and b!tch about it
9 to flame the people who think it's spam, not realizing that they are spamming
2 mods who don't care what the spam haters think
13 to say the whole thing is rediculous and that flashlights are the best source of light
14 to reply and call them flashlight-nazis and tell them to go back to the board where they came from
1 member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
jesus wants his fucking whistle. | |
|  | | So what? Forum Guide Mentor
Posts: 18,713
Gallery:
0
Comments: 0
Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Connecticut Zodiac Sign:
Capricorn
Rating:
 |
01-13-04
i think you should totally fail as a rock star before you try to branch out and totally fail as a comic... | |
| | | fuck off
Posts: 14,721
Gallery:
0
Comments: 0
Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: louisville ky Zodiac Sign:
Aquarius
|
01-13-04
copy paste dumbass. how bored do you think i am?
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
jesus wants his fucking whistle. | |
| | | hate hate hate
Posts: 11,300
Gallery:
0
Comments: 0
Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: SoCal Zodiac Sign:
Gemini
Rating:
 |
01-13-04
Quote: |
Originally Posted by patryn 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
10 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing
light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
1 to point out somebody spelled "grammar" as "grammer"
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another
6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term
is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please
take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to
this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting
questions about light bulbs"
18 who trip over each other in their rush to say "repost!"
3 who say stuff like "OMG, THAT WAS THE BEST!"
7 who think it is spam and b!tch about it
9 to flame the people who think it's spam, not realizing that they are spamming
2 mods who don't care what the spam haters think
13 to say the whole thing is rediculous and that flashlights are the best source of light
14 to reply and call them flashlight-nazis and tell them to go back to the board where they came from
1 member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again. | me too.
Don't Drink and Park. Accidents cause people. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
| | | fuck off
Posts: 14,721
Gallery:
0
Comments: 0
Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: louisville ky Zodiac Sign:
Aquarius
|
01-13-04
:slap forehead smilie:
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
jesus wants his fucking whistle. | |
| | | the poet
Posts: 5,563
Gallery:
0
Comments: 1
Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: well the estate agent said it was a semi/det. des. res. in need of some work but to me it looks like a complete sht. hle. Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
|
01-13-04
I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter. | |
| | | roar indeed
Posts: 8,640
Gallery:
0
Comments: 0
Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Virgin-eye-ay Zodiac Sign:
Sagittarius
|
01-13-04
oh...you should clean that up doe. it might be warm now but it'll be cold and smelly later. ask patyrn. | |
| | | fuck off
Posts: 14,721
Gallery:
0
Comments: 0
Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: louisville ky Zodiac Sign:
Aquarius
|
01-13-04
its true....
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
jesus wants his fucking whistle. | |
| | | Registered User
Posts: 2,321
Gallery:
0
Comments: 0
Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Austin, TX Zodiac Sign:
Sagittarius
|
01-13-04
I'm numb from the waist down now. | |
| | | Live. Love. Life. DIE! Forum Guide Mentor
Posts: 14,162
Gallery:
0
Comments: 2
Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Ca
Rating:
 |
01-13-04
sorry, i didn't mean it | |
| | | ....Cuddle this....
Posts: 1,328
Gallery:
0
Comments: 0
Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Over that way.... Zodiac Sign:
Gemini
Rating:
|
01-13-04
Quote: |
13 to say the whole thing is rediculous and that flashlights are the best source of light
| rediculous = ridiculous
There is no Joy greater than soaring high on the wings of your dreams, EXCEPT mabey the joy of watching a Dreamer who has no where to land but in the Ocean of Reality! Alone together. It was all two people could ever be to each other, Alone. Together. For the dreams and secrets of our hearts may be spoken, but words are poor handmaidens. Wordes can never fully say what we want them to say, for they fumble, stammer, and break the best porcelain. The best one can hope for is to find along the way someone to share the path, content to walk in silence, for the heart communes best when it does not try to speak...
from the book "Dragons of a Lost Star | |
| | | Resident Ghost
Posts: 593
Gallery:
0
Comments: 0
Join Date: Jan 2004 Zodiac Sign:
Aries
|
01-13-04
Doe, are those pictures by Royo?
"Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school."
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
"Human beings didn't evolve brains in order to lie
around on lakes. Killing is the first thing we
learned. And a good thing we did, or we'd be dead,
and the tigers would rule the earth."
"...the meaning of this life, is to live and is to die." | |
| | | Live. Love. Life. DIE! Forum Guide Mentor
Posts: 14,162
Gallery:
0
Comments: 2
Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Ca
Rating:
|
01-13-04
Quote: |
Originally Posted by Dwyn Doe, are those pictures by Royo? | yes ... they are. | |
| | | fuck off
Posts: 14,721
Gallery:
0
Comments: 0
Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: louisville ky Zodiac Sign:
Aquarius
|
01-14-04
Quote: |
Originally Posted by Oblivion rediculous = ridiculous | jeez..........
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
jesus wants his fucking whistle. | |
| |
Posts: n/a
Gallery:
Comments:
|
01-14-04
Quote: |
Originally Posted by patryn jeez.......... |
jeez=geez | |
| | | Registered User
Posts: 2,321
Gallery:
0
Comments: 0
Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Austin, TX Zodiac Sign:
Sagittarius
|
01-14-04
Quote: |
Originally Posted by One sorry, i didn't mean it |
It's ok. You're not the first. | |
| | | the poet
Posts: 5,563
Gallery:
0
Comments: 1
Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: well the estate agent said it was a semi/det. des. res. in need of some work but to me it looks like a complete sht. hle. Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
|
01-14-04
Quote: |
Originally Posted by One yes ... they are. |
Wow. I answered that question without even moving my fingers.
*stares at fingers in awe*
Maybe they're magic 
I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter. | |
| | | fuck off
Posts: 14,721
Gallery:
0
Comments: 0
Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: louisville ky Zodiac Sign:
Aquarius
|
01-14-04
Quote: |
Originally Posted by Lillith jeez=geez | not in the great state of tucky.
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
jesus wants his fucking whistle. | |
| | | beer 12fl.oz (355ml) Forum Guide Mentor
Posts: 29,292
Gallery:
0
Comments: 0
Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: redondo beach, ca Zodiac Sign:
Aries
Rating:
|
01-14-04
Quote: |
Originally Posted by patryn not in the great state of tucky. | ah yes.. 'tucky, home of the original drag queen.
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
| | |
