[SaturnAscends]

You need two, very basic things to make a good thread on darkforum guys, so you ones that are making all these semi-pointless D-rate threads listen up. 1. Curse words. You have to curse every other sentence or your fucking fucked, the thread is automatically ruined because if it doesn't involve alot of curse words, then it probably never happened. . 2. One or more of the following: Murder, suicide, cannabalism, voodoo, witchcraft, the US senate, rape, video games, self-mutilation, sex, drugs, industrial music, or just death in general. Or boobs. Any one of these will do.

[Boomerang]

You forgot about pen0rs.

[SaturnAscends]

VaginOrs

[Manifesto]

I think certain animals can also qualify a thread as "fucking good"...

monkeys
squirrels/gerbils...etc
pandas
kangaroos (only if it involves some sort of kangaroo violence)
komodo dragons.

[SaturnAscends]

Yes and for those with a wild side you might consider adding a reference to jesus and how the jews killed him, or how they didn't, whatever. Religion is a plus!

[Manifesto]

I think the term jew-bastard automatically makes a thread at least interesting.

[SaturnAscends]

Now here's a sample of a bad thread, How to Burn Fat People Safely. , now i know what your thinking "Saturn, but you said death, death in general that makes it a good df thread right," No way, normally it would but he took it way over the line, see he goes and looks up some critical information about some crap that doesn't even make any goddamn sense and then just posts it as a list, with none of his own arguments or witty little remarks Hallelu you we is gonna heal you just sit right down there and think about this, what if he made his own thread about how to burn fat people but the words were replaced by his own little silly steps and methods to burn fat people for the sake of comedy, or for the sake of being serious why not be serious and post some facts that we might actually GD need in life MF. K. Think about that.

[Synikul]

Originally Posted by Manifesto

I think certain animals can also qualify a thread as "fucking good"...

monkeys
squirrels/gerbils...etc
pandas
kangaroos (only if it involves some sort of kangaroo violence)
komodo dragons.

I can do that, and it will have Saturn's ideas too.

[Synikul]

There it is.

Fucking good panda thread for Saturn and Manifesto

Now you n00bz have no excuse.

[Cally]

Originally Posted by Manifesto

I think certain animals can also qualify a thread as "fucking good"...

monkeys
squirrels/gerbils...etc
pandas
kangaroos (only if it involves some sort of kangaroo violence)
komodo dragons.

what about cartoon mice?

[Tozzy]

wow. nice

well... the lady one on the left.

[Metagion]

That's more levels of wrong than I could even conceive (and I can think of plenty!)

Also, please spell check. That would help get the point across much faster (or not.)

[Manifesto]

cartoon mice + boobs. = just plain fun.


thats a 5 star thread topic.