...tonight rocked! i got a free whip, i got whipped and i saw a burlesque circus. plus i got hit on by one of the rockin clowns.

pfft....and someone wanted me to go see rocky horror instead.

so...what'd you guys do?

I practiced my offensive driving.

Went out to dinner with my girlfriend.

this sounds like a story...is there one?

mmm....dinner with girlfriend....celebrating something or just dinner?

Eh...kind of a boring story. We were out and we went to spy on some friends. Well, these girls were picking my friend's sister up and we decided to follow them and we were playing chase and I got to practice my offensive driving. I always like doing that.

always fun. i went and saw the bindlestiff family cirkus. i highly recomend them to everyone. yes yes i do.

I stayed in and watched TV
Ah, college life in the fast lane!

where's college?

..

..games, lack of sleep, large amounts of alchoholic beverages, several bags of illegal substances, and four lovely little capsules, containing a delectible liquid.

..woo

working on dreamweaver extensions. hmmm maybe I need to get out more.

Typing up my Labs. I hate typing my labs. The doing is fine. The writing sucks.

Lab reports suck ass.

bar till 11:30... home... Mini-Pato... Sleep.

last night.. had a drink with some friends

Oh shit I have a story. Tainted Jesus and HurdyGurdyMan and I went to 7-11 to visit our friend who was working the midnight shift. Well when we got there there were these 2 girls and a guy sitting on the hood of a car outside of it. We thought nothing of it untill we asked the girls how they knew the guy because they were walking all over the guys car, well they said they just met him. I thought that was odd...what else was odd is that they were asking us about a hotel name on 82nd Ave. They said they were hookers. We reconized one of the girls. She went to the HS last year so she had to be like 16-17. Well, about 20 minutes later my friend called me into 7-11 and told us to leave because he was calling the cops and to come back in 30 minutes. So we went off to Dunkin Doughnuts and got a couple doughnuts and came back. Well when we came back there were 4 cop cars surrounding theirs and they had their guns drawn and a K-9 out. Aparently they were doing a drug deal. I guess they were trafficing drugs too. There was a shit load of it in the trunk. We had to park a ways down and wait it out till all the cops left and their car got towed before we came back in and found out what had happened. Well as I dropped those 2 off and came back to my house. I noticed someone coming from my portch...and this was 3 am. Well aparently it was my sister's ex-boyfriend that was arrested for molesting his daughter. He was drunk and wanted me to get my sister. I told her he was here and she wanted me to call the police, but I went down and told him that it'd be a better idea for him to just come by tomarrow afternoon because she was sleeping. Man I don't know what it is with me and strange events tonight.

Thats a crazy fuckin' story. Speaking of cops...

A few weeks ago my friend got held up at the Hardee's he works at (fuckin' Hardees?) and this dude was apparently holding a revolver to the back of my friends neck... and he asked him to open the register. Unfortunately his manager was in the bathroom and he had the key. The dumbass got scared and ran out to his car... and coincidentially he backed up right into a cop car. Arrested him on the spot.

I don't eat at that Hardee's. Tastes like shit.

You should have your sister get a restraining order pronto!

You should talk her into carrying pepper spray. You should keep a baseball bat in an accessable place, like a hallway closet, for anyone in the family to grab in an emergency. Maybe keep a dog in the yard.

You should seriously consider keeping a gun in the house. Contact the NRA for firearm safety/marksmanship classes.