what do you think about them??? me i sometimes read up on libras cause thats what i am...

us libras are very kick back type of people... don't believe in violence... were one with nature... everything always has to be a balance...

I've read the Scorpio profile thing. And it's soooo right on the money. Scorpios are secretive and jealous. They are deeply introspective, as well. Which describes me perfectly.

And you know, sometimes, my horoscope is frighteningly accurate. I mean, it'll hit the shit right on the head. It's kinda freaky.

So, I'd say, yeah, it has a certain element of believability. Of course, it could all just be Miss Cleo stealing all our money. Bitch.

he he i know... when ever you read up on your sign... you tells whats going to come up on your life... and its a big shock... he he miss cleo she does take are money... he he i want to prank call miss cleo say hellow i'm bod and i'm a fat man that lives in a hill billy town... see if she is really physic or not

A friend of mine called her once. He's like 16. She didn't even know. Fraud like a motherfucker.

ha ha ha so she is fake... ha ha ha i just find that funny...

She's a bitch.

*giggles* what happened???

I don't know. She got a lawsuit filed against her for fraud, I think it was.

ha ha ha ha

Now you guys are making me want to go out and pull up some good zodiac descriptions... damn you people.

note: DarkStorm loves the description of his sign, Scorpio.

There was a really funny radio prank they did once where they called miss cleo's hotline, they kept getting a man so the DJ would totally bitch the poor son of a bitch out; saying things like:
"I don't care if miss Cleo is in a wheelchair! You go wheel her fatass over to the phone right now!"
"I didn't call to speak to you Paul I called to speak to miss Cleo! And your father was right Paul, you'll never be a good physic!"

The poor guy was trying to explain himself and burble out a reply but he wouldn't let him finish. It had me laughing so hard.

ha ha ha i think that shit is just funny... well you know if people like miss cleo we to know stuff about you... only on tv shows as i'm speaking... they would look up your information on the computer... then tell you the stuff that you want to here... then there like oh yeah... i can see and predict the future that you child and blah blah blah crap... he he he funny how they makes things work...

scorpio fits me better than anything...and found guys like it too

tho i am a cusp baby.. i was born only a few hrs before the zodiac sign changed from scopio into sagacrabyass ...err i mean sagatarius


tho if you go by the original zodiac that has all thirteen zodiac signs im ophiuchus....its kinda cool

Sagittarius is the clown and truth-speaker of the Zodiac. He feels imbued with the wisdom and knowledge of the ages, yet constantly searches for more. His bow, ever aimed toward some lofty goal, is drawn precisely and with good intentions.

The Sagittarius bounds through life with the confidence and optimism of one who is blessed. There is no possibility of failure, because Sagittarius knows there is a good and just reason for everything that happens in life. The Sagittarius may seem naive - unable to perceive wrongdoing in himself or others. He possesses an innocence of spirit that allows him to see through the evils and into the goodness in the hearts of everyone. He is friend to all, lover of animals and children. To the Sag, all creatures possess the utmost goodness and beauty, and thus are worthy of his earnest appreciation.

The Sagittarius will travel far and wide in search of more knowledge about his world. He loves to learn, teach, expand and find truth - thus his interest in philosophy, religion and other cultures. He moves quickly and independently as he is so sure of his own choices, which are always pure, honest and well-meaning.

Sagittarius thrives on action, motion, knowledge, progress and spirituality. He is known to be athletic, and sometimes clumsy - occasionally tripping over his feet, or tongue. Always looking ahead, he can tap into the future. He seems to know instinctively what's coming up next....


Some of that is complete crap.

I'm capricorn and it's all complete bollox I tell you.

sence i cant seem to find anything on Oohiuchus...i found this on Scorpio

Planet: Pluto
Symbol: The Scorpion
Element: Water
Key Phrase: I desire

ENERGIES:
Understood: Sexual, Powerful, Intense, Insightful, Investigator, Mysterious, Emotional, Strong will, Passionate, Probing, Inscrutable, Controlled, Transforming.

Projected: Likes suffering, Vindictive, Revengeful, Extremistic, Judgmental, Scheming, Sarcastic, Paranoid, Intimidating, Withholding, Secretive, Distrustful, Jealous.

Keywords


Intense Perceptive
Concentrated Passionate
Powerful Resourceful


Concepts

The Search for the Transformation
From the Tarot, Death.
Turbulent, swampy underworld.
The path of involvement
Death, healing, and regenerative powers.
Energetic, passionate, deep, intuitive, and secretive
Great deal of self-control.
Willful, stubborn, and easily made jealous.
Can only learn by experience
Keen observers of people
Calculating and manipulative
Tendency to be cynical.
Sensitive
Never forget a hurt or a slight
Forgiveness can be difficult.
Perseverance
Equates money with love
Opinionated
Rigid
Moody and stubborn
Closed, keeps emotions to herself.
The struggle, "I must accomplish x, but x is the one thing I cannot do."
Withdrawn, secretive
Inner strength.
The will to become whole, to face the darkness and discover the Self.


i got it from here
creativechoices.com/online_learning/signs.htm

Im the sealiving crab thingie with the big claws.

Im supposed to be nice, think alot, protective and so on and so forth and yada yada yada. No one will remeber if I write it, and I know myself how an who I am.

But it is interesting though.

Yeah RedMeat, that one's pretty messed up. Lemme try and find a better one for both Saggitarius and Scorpio...

This is semi-accurate and somewhat vague, but at least it doesn't seem blatently fucked up:

Scorpio:
Scorpio is ruled by the Planets Mars and Pluto. Mars was the God of War in ancient Roman mythology and is the first (and most ancient) ruler of Scorpio. When Pluto was discovered in the 20th century, it was also assigned to this Sign. Pluto was known as the God of the Underworld in ancient Roman times, so when coupled with Mars, expect some intense energy to head toward Scorpions here on Earth. This planetary combo makes for people who are motivated, penetrating and aware. Scorpions don't miss much, since they are highly attuned to the vibrations of others. They are intuitive, probing and very focused on knowing who's who and what's what. Scorpions can lose their temper (and even become vengeful) when someone gets in their way, so it's best to give them plenty of room. Remember, they're unafraid, and a loss today simply means an opportunity for victory tomorrow.

The Element associated with Scorpio is Water. As opposed to the 'roiling seas' seen in other Water Signs, a better motto for Scorpions would be 'still waters run deep.' Those born under this Sign are as emotional as their waterborne brethren, it's just that they're not as likely to show it. The Scorpio's emotions are repressed, kept under cover. Again, secrets to be used another day. That said, be aware that these folks are clever, perceptive and always in the mix. Their ability to see into things can sometimes be a curse for Scorpions, however, since they can take an insignificant matter and turn it into a huge slight. Beware the Scorpion who feels crossed! These folks can turn vindictive in no time flat. Luckily, once Scorpions catch their breath, they will return to their usual determined and loyal (albeit strong-willed) ways. Finally, while Scorpions aren't above some subtle manipulation to get what they want, they'd much rather take a scientific, even mystical path. The Scorpio-born are powerful and passionate, qualities which serve them well, as long as they don't let them deteriorate into self-indulgence or compulsion.

Again, fairly accurate due only to its vague nature... I'll have to go talk to an acquantance of mine and get you people the real goods...

Sagittarius:
Sagittarius is ruled by the Planet Jupiter. In ancient Roman times, Jupiter was the King of the Gods, and most Sagittarians would say that the royal pedigree has been passed on to them. The Sag-born are generous and just, much like a noble leader. These folks are also expansive in their thoughts, as well as in their approach. Sags are forever reaching -- for knowledge, understanding and answers. They are outspoken in their beliefs, at times to the point of exaggeration. This may be due to their unflinching optimism. Sags are also a lucky bunch, thanks to Jupiter's golden glow. They're quick to take a gamble on things, feeling both lucky and smart. While the process of exploration is what fuels Sagittarians (and translating that to others as a teacher and philosopher), they need to be aware of their tendency to procrastinate. Those born under this Sign can be quite self-indulgent since things come so easily to them (thanks to their charming and sociable natures). Smart Archers, however, will catch themselves in time, the better to continue their good work.

The Element associated with Sagittarius is Fire. Just as a fire can move quickly and uncontrollably, so can Sagittarians as they flit from one thing to the next, never looking back. For the Sag-born, it's all about action and adventure (and, hopefully, conclusions). These folks love their physicality and are often athletic, and certainly full of stamina. Life for these folks is played full-on, which is why it's chock-full of experiences. Archers are outgoing, enthusiastic and tend to overstep their bounds as a result, falling prey to the likes of foot-in-mouth disease. They can talk so fast (and so much) that they don't process the full weight of what they're saying, leading to the occasional hurt feeling. Often, however, their words serve to inspire others and to get things going. Yes, Sagittarians are straight-ahead folks who are curious, spiritual and true believers. The fact that they attract others with ease should be no surprise, since they have a great sense of fun and enjoy a good time. They don't lack for confidence, either, not a whit! High-spirited Sags love to socialize -- with an ever-changing crew.