K check this out, what the *%#! is wrong with the government, I geuss they think that a simple piece of paper is gonna keep North Korea from nuking South Korea, but it's not, see cause really soon North Korea is gonna nuke South Korea, I saw it in a dream, and then when the refugees start flooding into China, China's gonna be all like fuck this shit, and then all those freaking commies are gonna be balls to the walls in combat and isreal is gonna be like oh man we arent even part of the nuclear treaty lets nuke the shit out of all the surrounding countries which will pretty much be the beginning of world war three. Ill be here to talk more about this is 5 minutes i gotta poop.

are you some kind of TROLL?

Naw man I meant to put this is offtopic, so calm down, I just got like very few minutes to explain this to you guys so I gotta write it all down really fast, basically China is gonna mess up alot of shit, and China is gonna try to take over europe so be ready.

Just trying to help you

But I really do love you *kisses

Do you want this in Off-topic??? I will move it for you even though I think you are a bit bananas

Speaking of bananas...I have one on my desk. Don't question it.

i feel the need to have a conversation with your banana.....

HOLY SHIT SATURN, WTF IS UP!!

cocaine's a hell of a drug

Show Charlie Murphy your titties.

I had a dream the other night that I was at this party, chillin' on a bed with a bunch of people, and my friend and co-worker (and roommate, jeez) comes runnin' in and he goes "Nick, holy shit, there are zombies outside! Come on, we've gotta save everyone." So we went to the armory (every party should have one) and strapped up, and then went outside and started shootin' zombies.

How this relates : When China goes to take over the world (which is laughable), they'll attempt to use "super-soldiers", which are nothing more than zombies. If you've read the book "Zombie Survival Guide" then you'll know what to do. If not, then I'd suggest you run to a party with an armory and pray for the best.

Oh, and it's probably best if you don't sleep cuddled up to that can of turpentine.

yes please

hello pookie kendra and moo long time no see also, i'll be around sometime next month.

yeah as in does it either want to be peeled.. very fast, very slow, or get peeled very sexually?

*thinks*

hmmm

Moved

[in a very suggestive almost subliminal voice]

eat the banana..... eat the banana.....