Is it really your birthday or do you think you're Jesus?

he just wanted to be as cool as AnArChYcHiCk420

Shut up. She's my sister.

i'm sorry, i should've seen the family resemblance.

We like our pie.

a family of battle dykes. how cute.

You can be in our sammich.

so is dyshade known as jesus. that must make him jewish.

He's Canadian/Jewish. That's like a million times worse.

hahahahahahahahaha

i seriously don't know why i find that to be funny.

Because jews are hilarious.

hehehe that is true. i have a little bit of jewish blood in me as well. so i guess i'm hilarious to.

hahahahaha

I knew I smelled it! You can smell Jew a mile away.

yeah but i'm sexy though.

Even for a jew.

LOL for you people who aren't sure..

YES, Dyshade was born on.. Dec. 25, 1967

I have known him for almost half his life.. and he is in no way close to that supposed person of religious fame..
I mean, his hairs too short, no beard, he's too tall, he uses(Lots of) profanity, drinks, smokes, has sex, OH HELL the list is soooo long... LMAO

I know he has sex. He did me in the eye.

LOL see lots more...

I see white sperm.

but i'm more spanish and english and german as well.

thank you sweetie.