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We had the Phi Sigma Kappa frat guys staying at our hotel for the weekend and I guess sometime during their stay they pissed off another guest. Below is the letter that was left on one of their cars...The "sluts" comment was in reference to the girls they brought with them...

"Phi Beta Dickheads & Sluts,

Your mama's raised a bunch of fools. They fucked up raising you. You have no respect. STOP drinking, you CAN'T handle it. Your state motto should be Class Less Drinkers.

P.S.- Lee Malvo fucked up, he should have capped all you mother fuckers."

Fucking hilarious. She even admitted to this letter when she checked out. It was some 50+ year old lady.


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PS - whos lee malvo?

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haha.. damn i love when old people get all pissed off and shit.... they could care less what others are thinking about they way they act

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i hate all Greek life fucks..except Antihero, hes a rigid exception.
  
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antis a fratie?

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meh... so thats why he has all that homoerotic literature...

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old people make me laugh....


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uhhhh....hes in a goth frat. they sit around all day writing poetry and drinking goats blood.
  
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Don't diss goat. It's really nice.
Kid on a stick.

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P.S.- Lee Malvo fucked up, he should have capped all you mother fuckers."
a 50 year old woman wrote capped all you motherfuckers?


HahHAHAhahahHahahahaha.. that's awesome.


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I wish my mum were more like that.

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This may be the ONLY old person that is cool. I hate old people, but I gotta admit, that letter is something to be proud of.

There will be a next time.
In my heart.
In my mind.


How does it feel to be you?
How does it feel to feel the way you do?
You're so decisive,
And I don't care if you like or you hate me,
But I know you motherfuckers 'bout to under rate me.
  
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I thought enough of it to make copies to bring home. The frat guys said they were going to frame it and put it up in their house.


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