Don't you just love it when you're on the rag and you got a tampon in. You go to take a shit and you're using all your stomach muscles to push out this HUGE tube of processed stinking food waste, and you push so hard that your tampon comes out too.


LOVE that, right?


/sicksimon ranting



I come back to this board after months and I still see the same buillshit drivel. You kids honestly make me ill.

that's awesome.

Yes. It's so much cooler to try and prove a point by talking about your bowel movements and menstrual cycle. Forgive me, but I'd rather huggle.

Yep. Would still rather huggle.


*huggles*

,':c\

nice?

i hate it when that happens

I hate your avatar.

Bet that sucks for you Soul, especially when you've been trying to keep it in all week, bet you struggle like mad to get it back in too...

i value your opinion soul

no, really i do

*huggles*

this is one of those times I'm actually glad I'm male.....
I don't know how woman deal with menstruation (I guess they jsut get used to it), always makes me shudder.

*huggles*

child birth scares me, i'm one of those women that thinks they'll die giving birth. its how weak i feel. like i'm not strong enough to be a mother and stuff :c(

oh christ. Blokes at their worst lol

*huggles back*

And who wouldn't be scared? What with having a sexually transmitted parasite living inside you feeding off your blood, kicking you from inside your uterus, pressing against your bladder, making you physically sick, causing your emotions and hormones to go awry, and finally ripping it's way out through your special hole.


And how is Queen Supreme Ms. Wicked today?

*huggles*

I actually am feeling quite chipper. I'm disregarding the fact that my kitten sliced open my thigh, I stabbed myself in the neck with my letter opener while sorting through the pile of complaints on my desk at work, my feet are sore, and I'm starving to death.

On top of that shit, I'm ovulating.

[quote=Soul Erosion]And who wouldn't be scared? What with having a sexually transmitted parasite living inside you feeding off your blood, kicking you from inside your uterus, pressing against your bladder, making you physically sick, causing your emotions and hormones to go awry, and finally ripping it's way out through your special hole. QUOTE]

holy shit, I'm glad I'm not a woman.......................................................

Oh my...... I think I just died. Can't say I know much about ovulation, though....
Woah....
Scary....

Makes you sore. My eggs hurt.