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Originally Posted by Soul Erosion And who wouldn't be scared? What with having a sexually transmitted parasite living inside you feeding off your blood, kicking you from inside your uterus, pressing against your bladder, making you physically sick, causing your emotions and hormones to go awry, and finally ripping it's way out through your special hole. | ',:cO
that made me tense up... you've made me fear it just a little more... | |
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that made me tense up... you've made me fear it just a little more... | that's how I felt, and I don't even have a uterus...
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Originally Posted by crypt orchid that's how I felt, and I don't even have a uterus... | yeah?
i just dont think i could be a mom. cant take care of myself, and i couldnt take care of a little one. plus just thinking about the pain... i'm weak :c( i wouldnt be able to handle it | |
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Originally Posted by Soul Erosion And who wouldn't be scared? What with having a sexually transmitted parasite living inside you feeding off your blood, kicking you from inside your uterus, pressing against your bladder, making you physically sick, causing your emotions and hormones to go awry, and finally ripping it's way out through your special hole. |
But that's enough about marriage for now.
I enjoy huggles too, and a box 'o chocolate.
And Jobe on a bun.
And WL wearing that stunning black number.
And ArSiNiK with beer goggles.......how else am I gonna get laid? 
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Originally Posted by LivingShadow yeah?
i just dont think i could be a mom. cant take care of myself, and i couldnt take care of a little one. plus just thinking about the pain... i'm weak :c( i wouldnt be able to handle it | aw...
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The pain isn't that bad........................................................................with drugs.
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morphine yay!
Never tried any kind of drug....wouldnt know...heh.
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Originally Posted by Soul Erosion Don't you just love it when you're on the rag and you got a tampon in. You go to take a shit and you're using all your stomach muscles to push out this HUGE tube of processed stinking food waste, and you push so hard that your tampon comes out too.
LOVE that, right?
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I come back to this board after months and I still see the same buillshit drivel. You kids honestly make me ill. | That's nice. Show us your tits.
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I am with Shadow.... give us a looksee 
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Adult forum. They've been there for months. Good luck finding them though. | |
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Originally Posted by crypt orchid aw... | no worries, and no "aw" i'm good. maybe later in life... i just dont see it happening anytime soon. Quote: |
Originally Posted by Metagion The pain isn't that bad........................................................................with drugs. | heh, the epidural woud help for the pain i guess. | |
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My thread != Childbirth.
Fucking ninnies.
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Heh, reminds me of talking to my grandma yesterday. I informed her that I've never been pregnant before and didnt plan on getting pregnant any time ever...
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Fucking ninnies.
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