had one of 'those' days?
really want to hit people?
is your car playing up?
or maybe you have broken up with that special someone?
has your arm been bitten off by some random baby, you're bleeding profusely and you don't like it?

we here at the miserable club have the answer:
live with it, stop your inane whinging and get on with your life!
simple but effective, this technique has been trialed on several people, most of whom are no longer miserable because they are angrily chasing me with a steak knife.

so there you go, it works, say it to the next miserable person you see and i can guarantee that neither of you will be miserable again: they will be pissed off and you will be fearing for your life!

the management apologises if this causes offense, she is just feeling annoyed at all the whining pricks she knows.

YES I WANNA JOIN!

lol

Why would I take the advice of a random peer who most likely has more problems than I do? And how do you know that your so-called tried and true method won't send that person spiraling into the pit of hell, and that your amateur psychology won't backfire, thus negating any progress that person might have already made toward making a better life?

i missed you Wicked..... hehe....

I know. But I distinctly remember you saying you were going to eat my head.

Yeah.... and it was tasty....

why...??? did you grow another one???

I did, darling. Just for you. Please come eat me. My head that is.

Okies... I am gonna use hot sauce this time though.... cuz it was not spicy enough the first time..... it may have been because you were nervous though.....

haha, ok, someone in here finally made me laugh

I take it is wasn't me that made you smile?
To be honest Im surprised anyone bothered replying.

Well i guess i do have to say your the one responsible for making me smile, after all, your the one that started this thread