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I give him 20 days til the suicide thread, and 43 days until the goodbye thread.

i'll put $20 on that... i think it'll be 12 days on the goodbye, 16 days 'till the suicide note and then he'll round off the month with a glorious 'hi, i'm back' thread.

15 days to suicide. 16 to Im back. 26 to the goodbye and a resounding 28 to the I cant leave, this place is great.....

ya know - I never did any of those.......

hmmm

*arches a brow at arsinik*

what the fuck are you arching a brow at me for? if you find anywhere on here where i've written a suicide note i'll give you... er.. uhmm... i dunno, sexual favors or something.

*goes to quickly write up a suicide note*

*chuckles and waits*

Don't worry about him-- he's just a dirty Mexican. He's been popping in and out of the forum since at least June under different names. He's cool, but a little dizzy-headed.

You made fun of the avy I made for chaos, you should die and stuff...

Meep! *hides and such* I wasn't alone in it! *begins pointing in various directions* Don't kill me, please, sir, Mr. DarkStorm, sir!!!

see what happens when the american people don't vote for great minds like pat buchanan...

*starts to pen is note*

ok... uhmmm... this is to show all you people who aren't nice tome that i'm really strong inside... i'm soooo strong that i can kill myself. i'm done with being a big boy and accepting what life throws at me. mom always said when life gives you lemons... do something with them, but i hate lemonade... i'm more of an apple juice kinda guy. mom this is all your fault!!! you did this to me! i tell you i like frosted mini wheats for breakfast and you give me pop tarts... don't you see what you've done!?! actually nevermind.. i'm really just doing this so waterbearer will touch my private parts... why didn't you ever touch my private parts, mom!!! whhhhyyyyyy!?!?!?!

My friend Mike and I were makin dinner and he started talkin about how school made him want to kill himself. I called him a pussy, but then we got to thinking about what the ultimate suicide note would be. After a lot of thought, we decided it had to be short and really blunt, and came up with this:


"Shoulda been nicer."

*looking up from her legal sized notebook with her best Austrian accent* Arsinik's preoccupation wiz ze blondes come from hiz initial rejection from hiz muzza. Heez whole life vill be spent chasing after carnal pursuits, looking for fulfillment that he never received ez a child.

Zat vill be $9,762.07 . . . . efter oll, I am a fecking genius to be paid great deals uff money for pointing out ze obvious.

for one, im hispanic
two, im hispanic
and three, i haven't caused enough hell to die. i figure, i'll give someone else the fun.
and four, fuck you too, im never coming back here again.

nah dude, don't leave yet... wait 5 more days, that way i win the bet.

gah... I didn't even get to get out the bat...

*pouts*

ArSiNiK, make him come back! I didn't get to annoye him with nonsensical chatter!

Blah.

*follows Chaos around going, "blah, blah, blah" in a sing-songie voice. (just like the ones in her head.)

*arches a brow*

*pokes arched eyebrow repeatedly going la la la everytime*