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Duddy · **Heh heh heh... -** 03-13-03

This is a letter from Charlie Daniels to Hollywood, written because of Hollywood's strong anti-war movement.

Quote:

TallTexian's "America Forever"

"Charlie Daniels' Open Letter to the Hollywood Bunch"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

OK -- Let's just say for a moment you bunch of pampered, overpaid,
unrealistic children had your way and the U.S.A. didn't go into Iraq.

Let's say that you really get your way and we destroy all our nuclear
weapons and stick daisies in our gun barrels and sit around with some
white
wine and cheese and pat ourselves on the back, so proud of what we've done
for world peace.

Let's say that we cut the military budget to just enough to keep the
National
Guard on hand to help out with floods and fires.

Let's say that we close down our military bases all over the world
and bring the troops home, increase our foreign aid
and drop all the trade sanctions against everybody.

I suppose that in your fantasy world this would create a utopian world
where everybody would live in peace. After all, the great monster,
the United States of America, the cause of all the world's trouble
would have disbanded it's horrible military and certainly all the other
countries of the world would follow suit.

After all, they only arm themselves to defend their countries from the mean

old U.S.A.

Why you bunch of pitiful, hypocritical, idiotic, spoiled mugwumps.
Get your head out of the sand and smell the Trade Towers burning.

Do you think that a trip to Iraq by Sean Penn did anything but encourage a
wanton murderer to think that the people of the U.S.A. didn't have the
nerve
or the guts to fight him?

Barbra Streisand's fanatical and hateful rankings about George Bush makes
about as much sense as Michael Jackson hanging a baby over a railing.

You people need to get out of Hollywood once in a while and get out into
the
real world. You'd be surprised at the hostility you would find out here.

Stop in at a truck stop and tell an overworked, long distance truck driver
that you don't think Saddam Hussein is doing anything wrong.

Tell a farmer with a couple of sons in the military that you think the
United
States has no right to defend itself.

Go down to Baxley, Georgia and hold an anti-war rally and see what the
folks
down there think about you.

You people are some of the most disgusting examples of a waste of
protoplasm
I've ever had the displeasure to hear about.

Sean Penn, you're a traitor to the United States of America. You gave aid
and
comfort to the enemy. How many American lives will your little, "fact
finding
trip" to Iraq cost? You encouraged Saddam to think that we didn't have the
stomach for war.

You people protect one of the most evil men on the face of this earth and
won't lift a finger to save the life of an unborn baby. Freedom of choice
you
say?

Well I'm going to exercise some freedom of choice of my own.

If I see any of your names on a marquee, I'm going to boycott the movie.
I will completely stop going to movies if I have to. In most cases it
certainly wouldn't be much of a loss.

You scoff at our military whose boots you're not even worthy to shine.

They go to battle and risk their lives so ingrates like you can live in
luxury.

The day of reckoning is coming when you will be faced with the undeniable
truth that the war against Saddam Hussein is the war on terrorism.

America is in imminent danger.

You're either for her or against her. There is no middle ground.

I think we all know where you stand.

What do you think?

God Bless America!

Charlie Daniels
Copyright © 2003 Charlie Daniels

Tozzy · 03-13-03

i still dont undersand...

why are you against saddam when bin laden was the one to say "i did septemer 11th!"

there still has been no link found between al quaeda and saddam, well, not good enough to publish coz maybe it could get lots of people into trouble...

is it coz daddy got him but stupidly the prick let him go?

heartsicle · 03-13-03

Well said.

Duddy · 03-13-03

Quote:

Originally posted by Tozzy
i still dont undersand...

why are you against saddam when bin laden was the one to say "i did septemer 11th!"

there still has been no link found between al quaeda and saddam, well, not good enough to publish coz maybe it could get lots of people into trouble...

is it coz daddy got him but stupidly the prick let him go?

I still don't understand...

why are you asking me these questions when I didn't even write that? It's Charlie Daniels, read it again.

Tozzy · 03-13-03

i know but i felt like saying that towards his text.

i mean, you aint right there standing behind your text, its all a bunch of characters u punched. same as kiddo.

anyway....can anyone answer my question?

ShotDownStar · 03-13-03

well, according to a recent poll (CNN/Time) 72% of America thinks Suddam and Osama are connected.

Tozzy · 03-13-03

so?

you also think :

elvis is alive and performing and stuff

aliens abduct trailer park trash hillbillies on a daily basis

peanut butter and "jelly" go together nicely

crisps are chips and chips are fries

all english people speak like stuck up cunts and live in mansions in the country and drive minis

oh and you voted george bush president.

seriously, so many americans are fucking dumb and would believe what the daily sport says to be true!

GMSG · 03-13-03

Well, my head hurts now

beloved misery · 03-13-03

... he said mugwamps... lol

errantrogue · 03-13-03

NOTE TO ALL READERS OF THE ABOVE!!!

i recommend you take a look at the logical fallacies stickie in Philiosophy. i counted at LEAST 3 and i was skimming. this article holds no sway for me as it is irrational. just because he argues FOR america doesnt mean hes arguing WELL.

beloved misery · 03-13-03

still amused he actually called them mugwhomps...

ArSiNiK · 03-13-03

Quote:

Originally posted by Tozzy
all english people speak like stuck up cunts and live in mansions in the country and drive minis

you got this one wrong. just to correct you, we think all english people smell like cunts and like men with mini dicks.

patryn · 03-13-03

let's bomb england too!

Duddy · 03-13-03

I always thought english people just had really bad teeth and worse accents

ArSiNiK · 03-13-03

that's because they're too stupid to cook real meals, so they just eat rocks. it fucks up their teeth and the way they talk.

Duddy · 03-13-03

fucking english. I don't know why we put up with them.

RedMeat · 03-13-03

Oh yes, its so much better to be fat, arrogent assholes that always manage to forget their oh so fucking noble individuality and stick their tounge up the ass of the nearest man with a shiny medal.

Duddy · 03-13-03

Oh calm down red, we were only poking fun at Tozzy. You're a kick ass Brit.

Besides, my tongue is going nowhere near anyone's asshole.

ArSiNiK · 03-13-03

Quote:

Originally posted by Duddy
fucking english. I don't know why we put up with them.

i think it's because they've devolved into the new pollacks. the great thing about them is that they work in the punch line of any joke...

'what do you do if the english are jumping around in your back yard? keep on shooting...'

RedMeat · 03-13-03

Ok we`ll calm down the suit before Brock realises what we`re doing.