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Please fuck off, or tell us why you felt the need to post that.

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Jesus Christ!!

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Jesus Christ!!
Halleluah???

(how does one spell that correctly so as not to be burnt in the sulphuric flames of hell?)

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arent her first two posts this exact link? im sure i remember seeing her about before!

"cheerleaders are dancers who've gone retarded."


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They're kinda the same yea. What on earth posseses someone like that to come to a place like this?? she would be better off posting in Religion. Or just.. going away to a temple, and asking forgiveness for coming to DF.

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I don't know, but she's so getting PM's advertising The Krishna Conciousness though.

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isnt she here to save us all?

"cheerleaders are dancers who've gone retarded."


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Pff, so is Krishna, and he has more arms!

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The stars are right.....

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Pff, so is Krishna, and he has more arms!
I think you'll find that Vishnu has more arms. Now tell me I'm horribly drunk - I have the wrong Hindu god, and I'm a sad loser.

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Nah, that's right (although they're both blue)

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All will be broken and consumed.
  
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Neil from 'the Young Ones' had 6 arms in one episode! so maybe we should worship him!

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All will be broken and consumed.
What? Vishnu's arms? will they be cooked first?

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I found this diagram exceedingly useful


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What? Vishnu's arms? will they be cooked first?
No, all people. They will be driven insane by the Old Ones and then eaten by them, to live on in their bellies in eternal torment and suffering.

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I found this diagram exceedingly useful
....I don't...does it mean that God sends us stuff and Jesus just kinda stands off to the side?
  
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No, all people. They will be driven insane by the Old Ones and then eaten by them, to live on in their bellies in eternal torment and suffering.

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roll out the red carpet for Cthulhu

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