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Offtopic Discussion Discuss He said He would RETURN - JESUS CHRIST - Today? in the Discussions forums; Originally Posted by Qoji No, all people. They will be driven insane by the Old Ones and then eaten by them, to live on in their bellies in eternal torment ...

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No, all people. They will be driven insane by the Old Ones and then eaten by them, to live on in their bellies in eternal torment and suffering.

Ia!
Sounds like a party I went to once.

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Me and my God have one word...
  
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Me and my God have one word...
Priase the Lego Man!!

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Me and my God have one word...
For that insult, you will be eaten first.
  
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Take this Jebus, you scum sucking vermin...
  
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roll out the red carpet for Cthulhu
OOO - Call of Cthulhu - bloody good song! Doubt our Sue would like it though.

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A nice close up to. Drive those nails harder boys...
  
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A nice close up to. Drive those nails harder boys...
nail... screw driver.. same thing

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'Hey who ordered the pizza with the little fishies...?'
  
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Religious Icons, where are they now....
  
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Religious Icons, where are they now....
The next VH-1 Special, eh?

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Don't forget the Holy Trinity...
  
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The holy ghost looks a little "out of it", think he's been knocking back on the jesus blood...erm, I mean "wine".

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And Lo the Angel did speak to the Virgin Mary...
  
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And Lo the Angel did speak to the Virgin Mary...
*cue the porn music*

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Jebus likes a man with a nice long hard shaft to poke him now and then...
  
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'Are you sure God said bestiality was ok Noah...?'
  
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'Well ok, if god said it was ok to lie with the beasts Noah...'
  
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Don't forget the Holy Trinity...
Is it just me, or does Jesus bare a striking resemblance to Luke Skywalker?

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He said He would RETURN - JESUS CHRIST - http://www.free-hoster.com/jesus/ - http://www.free-hoster.com/jesus/
Sorry Im late... I was reincarnated as this cool English chick named Neena.... Now worship me fucker...


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