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John Preston · **Have Scanner, Must Post -** 09-08-02

If you have a scanner and you hear something humerous, odd, etc, then post here.

I heard, the other day, about a VMA, and one person had been stung by a bee and had a headache, while the other felt strange.

renovate · 09-08-02

I feel strange all the time, so what?

lol. I hate those fu...nny scanners anyway, they beep like mad and drive me nuts.

renovate · 09-08-02

As for odd....A police officer was hit by a car the other day, he was critically injured and then about an hour later the same car was found in a ditch and the driver nowhere to be found...talk about bad luck, two car accidents in the same day...*cough*

John Preston · 09-09-02

Quote:

Originally posted by renovate
I feel strange all the time, so what?

lol. I hate those fu...nny scanners anyway, they beep like mad and drive me nuts.

The beeping is either one of two things.

Someone is getting paged.

Or they are about to talk about something.

Another odd thing... someone called the cops because the one cop who had been working the previous day had hung up on them when they had called numerous times asking for a cop to be sent to investigate stuff like.. a shadow!

The cop was really pissed that hung up on the moron, too, since my Aunt talked to him the next day about it...

John Preston · 09-09-02

Just said by the 911 operator chicky.
~"They say that they might have a dead squirrel behind their refrigerator"

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