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ArSiNiK · **hairy nutbag cancer -** 06-19-07

is it true that i'm going to get testicular cancer if i sit here with my laptop on my lap while i surf the internets? if so i'm going to cry.

Tozzy · 06-19-07

the heat given out can reduce fertility.

's bout all you have to worry bout.

all that shit about cellphone radiation next to yer balls is pretty crap too. standing infront of the microwave when cooking gives out more. hell, standing next to a ROCK can hurt you more.

Shok · 06-19-07

What about THE rock? I think all the steroids he's pumped might effect others just by standing near him.

Tozzy · 06-19-07

well with some of those people, more notably the UFC lot than the acting wrestling lot, your balls just shrivel up inside you and die, or pack their sack and say "fuck you i'm outta here"

Metagion · 06-19-07

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArSiNiK

is it true that i'm going to get testicular cancer if i sit here with my laptop on my lap while i surf the internets? if so i'm going to cry.

I could kiss them and make them better, but hey.......

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