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guess what u guys! - 05-12-02

i just had firemen at my door!!!!!

me an my mum were having a bonfire and apparently one of our "concerned" neighbours had phoned and said they had saw smoke (my ass) it was the same old bat that had complained because my dog had been barking....

anyways we see this fire truck pull up an im like where are they going mum? theres no fire...well mum justs looks at me as if i am stupid and points out we are haveing a bonfire *DUH*

and so i run round to the front to great them and the first one says " hi theres been a fire reported" and i was all nice and polite (because they were just doing their job and they were really nice) " yeah sorry bout that were just haveing a bonfire"

so i take him round the back and show him the fire with my mum pokeing it with a stick...

and he was telling us how you arent ment to have a bonfire when it is dark, but we only have bonfires when it is dark because usually thats the time everyone has their washing in, so we were just being considerate towards out neighbours!

but eventually they leave all happy that there was no problem...

but wow the second fireman was so cute! i wish i could of played with his hose!!

so anyways the fire was dieing out and me and my mother were carrying a old kitchen bin bucket that was full of water to pour on the fire to be safe and the neighbours who we assumed complained was stareing at us so i gave em a BIG friendly wave....

so me and my mum had a good laugh at our neighbours expences..

im surprised they didnt phone the police when they saw us carrying a bucket and say that we were burning human body parts!

mind u it was just as well they didnt come earlier because we did have a rather wild bonfire going!

okay...i know none of u will find that interesting but i felt like shareing!

feel free to go off topic, as there doesnt seem to be one


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Is it cos I is black?



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yes, yes it is! damn those racist bastards! calling the firemen on me just because u are black.....


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jebus christ on on a bike. *backhands Rockport_Ronny* for the love of al rokers roomy boxer shorts, shut up.


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yes, yes it is! damn those racist bastards! calling the firemen on me just because u are black.....

You wan I should be gettin raggo an be causin da ruck on dem mans?



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At least someone had an exciting day. I worked from 6 a.m to 4 at Old Country Buffet good I hate that job.
  
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You wan I should be gettin raggo an be causin da ruck on dem mans?
hell yeah man! kick their sorry ass's!


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No one should be treated different for their race. But if their being stupid are just ausles person then th beatin is on.
  
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At least someone had an exciting day. I worked from 6 a.m to 4 at Old Country Buffet good I hate that job.
well...i didnt have an exciting day, just an exciting night!

an your job does sound really bad.....i would hate any job where i had to be up earlier that 7:30


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05-12-02

very nice story spikess





its raining outside




that could be a good thing





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Yeahwell when I get one of my books published I wont be working in any more damn kitchens
  
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very nice story spikess





its raining outside




that could be a good thing





:p

its a good thing! rains great, so long as it isn't constant i really wish i had got that guys number...


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Yeahwell when I get one of my books published I wont be working in any more damn kitchens

what kind of books do u write?

oh an ronny isnt really black...it's an ali g quote...


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05-12-02

track him down or stalk every fireman you see till you find the hot one and then get the number...i dunno if he'd give it to you...especially if you stalk him...but just be charmin and everything should go your way...well...hopefully


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05-12-02

lol nah.....i think i kinda scared him with my continues grining, i had to control myself to not start skipping round the bonfire just because i got to meet some firemen!!


lol i think my other neighbours thought my mum was doing a ritual because she was useing a big stick to control the fire with and she raised it so it looked like it was pointing towards the sky a few times when she was talking about our tree an all the time the other set of neighbours were watchin!!


our neighbours love us!!


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lol


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i just felt kinda bad because, if someone had really been caught in a fire they might not been seen in time because the firemen had to waste their time coming to my bit to see there was nothing more than a bonfire.....


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No one should be treated different for their race. But if their being stupid are just ausles person then th beatin is on.
i should hope you don't feel that way..... (as far as the race goes)



excuse me, i'm going to go scream into a pillow now.

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but wow the second fireman was so cute! i wish i could of played with his hose!!
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