30s? Are you nuts? I'm 19. I turned 19 in June. I went to high school with XBeautysDemiseX and Pyrric Dicktory. Check out the Evil AAST high school thread for a taste of my high school life. I used to post during class at the Academy for the Arts, Sciences, and Technology. I'm a loser.

And furthermore....

Wicked G
(A Gangsta Rap for Wicked Lady)

I'm bored at around noon or so (da Price Is Right's not on),
So I hop upstairs, pull up a chair, and turn this scrizeen on.
I stop and say to myself, "Self, what would make yo a*s pleased?"
And alls I could say was, "Shiiiiz yo, to see Wicked Lady."
I opened up my browser, and I typed a URL -
Drakness.com, to be exact, though I never could type dat well -
I fixed it, clicked the 'forums' link, and daaamn, what did I see?
A witty-a*s, gangsta-a*s mothaf*cka called Wicked Lady.

She da Wicked One (Whuuuut?)
She wicked like dat,
Lettin caps fly from her gat,
Rat-tat-tat,
Cuz she da Wicked One (Whuuuut?)
Didn't you know?
F*ckin sh*t up
Whereva she go.

Dis place has many morons, cuz to morons dis place caters;
Good thing for all of us she's a moron exterminata.
She's sassy, classy, shuts em down till they cry endlessly...
Wiffout her determination, where would we all be?
It feels good to be alive when someone's got yo back,
Especially online, where all da b*tches talk da smack.
If someone comes up frontin, ho, then why should I worry?
We alls know they's gon get f*cked up by dis Wicked Lady.

She da Wicked One (Whuuuut?)
She wicked like dat,
Lettin caps fly from her gat,
Rat-tat-tat,
Cuz she da Wicked One (Whuuuut?)
Tougher than brass,
Smokin dat weed,
Kickin dat a*s.

(phatty bo-batty DJ solo with mad bass)

She wicked, droppin beats as the morons change their screen names,
Hoping her vast intellect don't catch on to their games,
And give them all a tongue-lashing to make they a*ses flee
Dis site, dis Internet, dis world - dat powerful, she be.
So when you in yo crib, and decide to bring yo'self here,
You best be watchin what you say, or clutch yo sides in fear,
Cuz all yo foolish arguments... dat sh*t be history
When you bring it up in this dark 'hood wif my Wicked Lady.

She da Wicked One (Whuuuut?)
She wicked like dat,
Lettin caps fly from her gat,
Rat-tat-tat,
Cuz she da Wicked One (Whuuuut?)
I'm sure you now know
Dat she f*cks sh*t up
Whereva she go.

She da Wicked One (Whuuuut?)
She wicked like dat,
Lettin caps fly from her gat,
Rat-tat-tat.
(x8, fade out)

Cuz I'm a gangsta, moron.

definately NOT

One knows. He's smart.

Patryn be nice to Tozzy or else I might have to hurt you.

We're never nice to Tozzy. Because he's a dinkus.

dinkus? are you kidding, thats too mild, besides, according to your title, your a dinkus. Do you really want to be the same thing that Tozzy is?

No. I'm not a dinkus. My avatar is a dinkus. My avatar's name is IronWeasel. And he's a dinkus.

haha ahh, ok then, thank you for clearing that up

Have I told.... you lately...... that I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Have I told you......... there's no one else above you.

you must be bored

I'm insanely bored. But I went to Hobby Lobby and got some neato iron on patches for my pants. Yee.

cool. I wanna see pics.

patches of what?

One is a sparkly silver star. The other is a red rose. I make a lot of my clothing. Nothing pisses me off more than going out and seeing everyone wearing the same damn thing.

true ... i totally agree with you there

yes i know what you mean. just last night i was ripping off the clothes of some fine ass bitch and i came across the same silk lace black VS thong that i had run into the night before, on some other ho. same shape, smell and color coochie stain even. damn predictable people.

bitches.

yes, so do you make your own thongs or what?

And on fire?

I consider myself at least partialy goth and I'm sure fishnets haven't come into it yet...mind you I'm off to see Rocky Horror tomorrow so I might be speaking too soon...