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see how popular you are

my popularity is 0. i guess that's pretty cool.

*points and laughs*

i'm so popular i didn't even bother to sign up.

thats not because youre popular its because you take it in the ass.

i'm sorry, i think you have me confused with another star member of this board.

no, no confusion, in fact im certain.

so you've been the motherfucker trying to poke me everytime i'm turned around.

HAHAHAHAHAHA... i dont get it..

GOD DAMN, I'VE BEEN BURNED HARD.

K Y Jelly, will decrease the chances of friction burn, next time have your lover put a smattering or two on his willy before he aims for penetration.

um, you are really into this aren't you? do you fully visualize this stuff as you're typing it too? or is this straight out of experience?

My girlfriend was a virgin when he had sex, KY actually made it less painful for her s she didnt get friction burn, but in answer to your question no i dont visualize, but i am into creative writing.

Remember K Y jelly, it will keep you from friction burn, tell Bruno.

your saying you can't get your girl wet? might wnat to rent some porn and study "foreplay".

No, actually im trying to say my cock is too big for her pussy, but thanks for trying.

right, lube doesn't help for that. back to physics class for you little johnny.

you wouldnt know because you have a small wang, poor little fella. and you can tell that to all the gay fuckers out there who use lube to get it on.

sure

hit a nerve?

not really, it got boring and useless. we could go on for hours on end.