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Alright so my boss recently turned 66, and he was given this plaque that had a poem on it called the golden years, which was cute, and amusing. Here it is:
I Can Hardly See, I Can Hardly Pee,
I Cannot Chew, I Cannot Screw,
My Memory Shrinks, My Hearin' Stinks,
I Look Like Hell, I'm Beginning To Smell,
The Golden Years Have Come At Last, The Golden Years Can Kiss My Ass
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that is pretty cute and it made me laugh. | |
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Hehe 
Fuck Bea Arthur!
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Ewwww thats absolutely gross. I mean they would be all hangy downy and shit, and wrinkley and just sick and wrong 
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Well THANK YOU KINDLY for that Mental Image! I'm going to go somewhere and cry now.
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Your the one who said fuck bea arthur, so I don't wanna fucking here it asshole, your the one who gave me the ammunition dammit 
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what are you all whining about i found grey hairs, three of them!
but they're sort of cool, so i decided to not color them, they're sort of wavy and about an inch above my temples.
when i have my midlife crisis, i'll die them a dark pink. 
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Nice. I'm gonna be singing that shit while I'm waling down the street, when I'm like.. 70 something. (That is, if I'm still alive by then)
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...I'm already shopping for rocking chairs.
I want to be a multi-billionaire, with some huge ass complex/mansion, but on one side, have a little rickety wood porch, where I will sit in my rocking chair with a guitar, shotgun, and bottle of whiskey, and yell at schoolkids as they walk by.
That'd be rad.
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Good Idea go with a .30-06 instead, less kick
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Awww, I'm only talkin a 20 gauge. Jus' a little guy. With shot, not slugs.
I'd kill too many kids with my .06. I just wanna give em a good shrapnel burn on the ass if they piss me off. 
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It all depends on where you aim. A flesh wound is not fatal, usually
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Originally Posted by Darketernal ...I'm already shopping for rocking chairs.
I want to be a multi-billionaire, with some huge ass complex/mansion, but on one side, have a little rickety wood porch, where I will sit in my rocking chair with a guitar, shotgun, and bottle of whiskey, and yell at schoolkids as they walk by.
That'd be rad. | in montana, the mansion isn't practical, but the little old man with whiskey and a gun taking pot shots of his rocker on a porch...highly possible to be done.
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"Wide open spaces" Well its not really practical here in Wyoming either, yet I can look to the east, and see them on top of the highest point in town
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Originally Posted by Jordyn in montana, the mansion isn't practical, but the little old man with whiskey and a gun taking pot shots of his rocker on a porch...highly possible to be done. | Yeh, I fugure I can meet my goal at least halfway. 
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Shoot at raindrops in your underwear.
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