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In Texas, carrying 7 or more sex toys in your vehicle is believed to be that you are distributing/selling sexual paraphernalia and is a crime.

Imagine getting pulled over with that. You know what I'd do?

"No, Officer, I'm not selling sexual paraphernalia. It's been used! Go ahead! Sniff it!"

"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done."

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