glad we could make you laugh. now turn around.

it was tree talk.

"hi. welcome to tree talk. i'm your host arsinik. today on tree time i'll be showing you some of the mighty........"

'...some of the mighty lettuce patches in your neighborhood and the black folk that like to pick 'em.'





'today our special guest is renowned black folk watcher, betty. we'd like to thank her for taking time out of her busy schedule to come down to the studios and have a heart to heart talk about the darky's.'


'betty, what originally peaked your interest in the colored folk?'



'well, mr. arsinik i believe it was back in 1870 when i first started to take a liking to them big, dark slices of pie. my daddy told me to stay away from the niggers, but i couldn't resist. their big ape-like arms and tight little fanny's got me.. well, to be frank.. it got my gutter juices flowin.'


'uhmmm... right.. thanks betty, i think that's all the questions for today.

damn good interview. hold on, betty is really a male ninja!

what a cunt... err, dick.

ahhh..nope

ok, whatever suits you........

like yeah...

w9rd.

Maxim...the women's magazine for men.

Thanks!

i'm here to help..

Good to know. Hey, I got this scratch on my ass, you wanna get it for me.

it's probably just a tick.. see if the alpha-male in your herd will gnaw it off.

Fine, remember that when YOU need your ass scratched and I tell you to go ask Dr.Dre.

that's fine.. he's down for the booty scratching.

No doubt, yo. He'll fo shizzle yo nizzle like a pizzle.