Dude. What's with this time thing and it's relentless marching? Seriously. I was sixteen when I started posting here. Sixteen.


So, who still posts here, anyway? It's hard to tell because everyone seems to randomly change their name every few years like a jackass.

Things that've changed since Way Back When:

- Reality is no longer only a dream. Apparently that was just adolescent pseudo-intellectual angsting mingled with poor understanding of Hindu philosophy. My bad.

- General Tso's is no longer my favorite Chinese dish. Kung Pao for the win!

- Hair is now short-ish and natural rather than really long and rotating shades of red.

- I understand (sort of) how to seperate paragraphs. The enter key is my friend.

- South Park wasn't actually ever that great once you got past the cursing. Stupid disillusionment.

- All black really, really isn't cool. Especially 24/7. Note to past self.

- It turns out, smoking really does make you cool afterwards. Those Health Class videos lied to me! I knew there was a reason I usually skipped that class.



Things that remain constant:

- Black Beans still Rule #1

- Danse Macabre is still the greatest thing human beings have ever done.

- Trying to comprehend physics still hurts my brain.

You don't really count, though, since you rarely come here. I've been here since Day One, except for that time Sire banned me for telling people that fr0g's site was cool.

hehe what happend to fredom of speech ??

Sire's system of government was monarchy through and through; if he were a chick, it would've been kinda sexy. However, he was a nasty fellow from Detroit with a massive fivehead and a penchant for throwing shitty websites together. I was decent friends with him, and bear no hard feelings, but his forehead WAS pretty damn huge.

I liked him okay after he left, until he begged me for nudies.

<3 DM. Happy anniversary, sexpot.

he's in detroit? oh i'm so going to stalk him when i move to chicago. just cause.

and yeah, i was 17 when i started posting here. I've been here 4 years....kinda...(we'll just ignore that year i took off *cough*).

my god time flies.

things that have changed:

- I stopped giving a flying fuck about looking "different" all the time.

- I let myself be a girl every once in a while.

- I realized that well, nothing is as serious as it seems.

- I learned that you can't trust everyone.

- I learned that I love spicey things and roller coasters.

- I like other types of music than rock.

Things that haven't changed

-I'm still a sexy beast

-I'm still really humble

-I still hate cilantro.

Cilantro tastes like soap.

DM eats poopie.

FINALLY. someone else gets it. thank you megs you've just made my day.

My dad is a Marine. So he's all into healthy organic crap. And he was growing cilantro in his garden. He made salsa one day...(salsa is my second favorite food next to peanut butter and jelly)

AND IT TASTED LIKE SOAP. I hate cilantro with a fucking passion. I hate it like I hate corn.

<3 SDS. *hump*

You fucking heathens...cilantro is great! Ahh whats the use... buncha butter eating southerners talking about cuisine is like asking the French about military strategy.

hey now, i'm no southerner. MD is not the south. and my favorite cuisine is definately northern and asian you ass. cilantro can be alright when used in small quantities but i hate hate HATE it in large doses.

Haha anything south of NY is Southern to me! And what is "asian" cuisine?

japanese, chinese, sechuan (even if i can't spell it), pho, etc.

I also have an affinity for mid-eastern cuisine. I love iranian kabobs. love them.

I dont really like Japanese cuisine, but thats probably because seafood and fish make me retch... however I will give you Chinese... goddamn I love me some Chinese food, especially Szechuan. You gotta go there and try the stuff locally every little place has its own specialties its fucking amazing. I never ate so well as I did in China. Vietnamese Pho rocks as well, especially beef pho.

Do you like Thai food?

gotta wait til independance day next year til its my 5 years.

don't really know if i should say well done or what really.

Thai food rocks

Amen brother.

I used to go to this Thai food place in Hawaii in Hilo and the old lady who cooked would come out to your table and ask--'You like that white man spicy or thai man spicy??"

hahahaha ive heard stuff like that too, I always tell them that I am dating a Szechuan girl and they know to make it as spicy as possible.

Fuck Billy. Southern food rocks. I don't see how someone living in New England has any room to talk, anyway.

And I came here pretty regularly for the first three years. I didn't just magically materialize twelve thousands posts.


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