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I'm on the phone to Lenina, and she is wafting farts at you as we speak. Apparently, it smells of strawberry shortcake.
  
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I'm sure she feels exactly the same way about you
  
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Mine is ticking, how is she? Tell her I'm wafting her hordes of Mosquito's.

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Mine is ticking, how is she? Tell her I'm wafting her hordes of Mosquito's.
She's... mental.... in a way that only Len can be.

I will pass that on the next time I speak with her.
  
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I know what you mean...


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You should also tell her about how I got cussed out by an angry geordie last time I tried to call her. Fucking Brits.

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tell her to stop being such a stranger. as well as for her to come back on darkforum. let her know that gina and i say hi.
  
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Do I want to go for the obvious joke? Or did you intentionally imply that?

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tell her to stop being such a stranger. as well as for her to come back on darkforum. let her know that gina and i say hi.
She doesn't have a puter at the moment, that's the only reason she's not on here stirring it up

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Dear all

I'm on the phone to Lenina, and she is wafting farts at you as we speak. Apparently, it smells of strawberry shortcake.
leave it to you two...

at least you're around to keep things, perfectly charming.


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