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ghettocowboy · **facial hair odor (odear) -** 06-20-06

in my world gojo works for every thing. ( gojo is a hand soap that takes off every thing) but i belive i have recently found something that gojo won't handel.

i had my girl out the other day

and i was so drunk when i got home i didn't take a shower. so the next day at work i had this horrible smell come to my nose and i tried to find what had died in the 100 degree heat. ( keep in mind that i have a sam elliot mustache ). after abjout 20 minutes of looking i gave up and kept working.

you know how when you were out running or shit like that and then you cool off and go stick you head in the watter you can taste the sweat off you face......well i went to wash my face and all of a sudden i remembered what i had done

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so, now to the question. does any body know what i can do to get cooche odor out my face.

Tozzy · 06-20-06

hahahahaha

i know exactly what you mean.

haven't had it recently, (current girlfriend is actually afraid of my tongue) but yeah i know what you mean.

i actually, though it sounds wierd, shampoo and condition my facial set every time i do my hair.

i started doing it last summer when i was sweating and my chinwig was noticably affected by sweat, so i washed it. and it really worked. i started doing it more often, and now it is part of my routine. shave, trim chinwig, shower, wash hair and beard... so on and so on.

i don't have a sam elliot, but i have been made to suffer with a chinwig that's soaked in bearded clam chowder.

so yeah, if you're gonna get in that situation again, i suggest you leave some of those sachets of shampoo conditioner stuff or some hotel room bottles in your desk at work, or wherever, and go off to the employee/executive washroom and have a spruce up.

Nox noctis Umbra · 06-22-06

Don't ask me, I haven't been down on a girl in almost 4 years, and I didn't have a beard the last time I did

Jordyn · 06-22-06

a nicely scented glycerin soap, aftershave? *shrugs*

Metagion · 06-22-06

MMMM, uh, OK. (I guess.)

I'd say soap should work. Hopefully.

Panthera66 · 06-22-06

Gasoline.

Nox noctis Umbra · 06-22-06

But what if the person is a smoker, I think that would make for a bad, albeit entertaining combination

Panthera66 · 06-23-06

I'd hope they were a smoker.

phalium · 06-23-06

panthera you are SO dark and disturbed..
just a bad girl

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