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I was driving around in old Mexico. I got lost, I didn't know which way to go. I was confused, it was late, and I was in a fog. I ran over the taco bell dog. I felt that smush and I said "oh mama." My low-rider crushed that little chiuahua. I pray for forgivness in a sin of god, I ran over the taco bell dog. If I am caught they'll put me in a cell with twenty locks, unless I can pin it on Jack-In-The-Box. I'll be whiped and beaten and I will be plogged, I ran over the taco bell dog. ~Adam Sandler
he did it!!! oooh!! he's a meanie!!! grrr...
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well damn him for that. 
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actually im pretty sure it was an elephant that stepped on the original one...
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I hate the new fuckin' comercials with the steak quesadia thingy... Where the guy invites four of his friends over to look at a fucking quesadia. WHAT THE FUCK!? What kind of faggot would go to the trouble of inviting a group of friends over to look at a fucking piece of food, eh!? Who the hell does that? Is the commercial supposed to be funny somehow? I didn't find it humorous!!! The Chihuahua may not of been on a level of "reality", (because it was a talking dog, and spanish speaking no less), but at least it was FUNNY! NOW! Inviting four guys over to look at a smushed mexican fast food piece of shit? Heeeell No! That doesn't come close to being within reality, because no one is fuckin' DUMB enough to invite people over to look and admire at lame ass bunch of manufactured mexican food. And along with that... IT WASN'T FUNNY!
Blah! Who the fuck is running Taco Bell? They are paying some moron thousands of dollars to think up SHIT commercials like that!? WTF!?
Ok, this is my version of the commercial... This is what I'd do if I made the commercial....
-A guy in an apartment opens up the door and a friend walks in-
"Hey! What's up, Man?"
-"Oooh, nothin' much! So, when's the game on?"
"It's comin' on here in a bit. You hungry? I went by Taco Bell!"
-"AWESOME! I love Taco Bell!"
"Here's your burrito supreme... I got the Steak Quesadia! It's GOOD!"
-"What the fuck is that?"
"Here, take a look!"
-"Maaaan! That looks like DOG SHIT! What the fuck you doin' eat DOG SHIT!?"
"DOG SHIT!? What the fuck are you callin' DOG SHIT!? I invite you over to my place and buy you lunch and you call MY lunch 'DOG SHIT'!? Let's see what you think of this you BITCH!"
-The Guy jumps over on the friend and starts to shove the Quesadia down the guys throat as he grabs a handful of hair and starts slamming his head on the wall and suddenly........The friend says...-
-"Hey.....this doesn't taste like Dog Shit... This taste pretty good! Man!"
"I told you it was GOOD!"
-"Why the fuck didn't you get me one, you asshole!?"
"MAN!! FUCK YOU, MAN!"
-And the guy proceeds to beat the shit out of the friend... And the Anouncer guy comes on and says-
"You see! It may look like Doooooog Shit! But DAMN! It taste GOOOD! Come to taco bell and try one today!"
You see! I bet I could of raked in millions of fuckin' customers with that commercial! Buuuut NO! Taco Bell hires MORONS to do their commercials! WTF!? | |
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yeah, ok. the only stations that commercial could air on would be the porn stations. any other network would laugh at you and kick you out of the building.
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i never said that it wasn't a good idea, i 'm just saying that you have better chances of getting richard simmons to start liking pussy then you do of getting that commercial on network t.v.
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Dam Sandler must have ran over one of those little desert foxes with the big ears and mistaken it for the dog because that poor little bitch got ground up and put into one of the chalupas it liked so much.
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Quote: Originally posted by Loki96x
And I'm sure Richard has some really big woman somewhere that he just loves to ride when no ones lookin'. | uhmm... no. richard simmons is gayer then a group of sailors sitting around having a deep throat contest with their bud light long necks. there's no way that homo would ever let a woman touch his jerry curl, he's too busy sitting around west hollywood with his zipper down, trolling for fags.
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Which he can probably never get because no one would ever touch him, even with a ten foot dildo.
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Quote: Originally posted by Loki96x
I hate the new fuckin' comercials with the steak quesadia thingy... Where the guy invites four of his friends over to look at a fucking quesadia. WHAT THE FUCK!? What kind of faggot would go to the trouble of inviting a group of friends over to look at a fucking piece of food, eh!? Who the hell does that? Is the commercial supposed to be funny somehow? I didn't find it humorous!!! The Chihuahua may not of been on a level of "reality", (because it was a talking dog, and spanish speaking no less), but at least it was FUNNY! NOW! Inviting four guys over to look at a smushed mexican fast food piece of shit? Heeeell No! That doesn't come close to being within reality, because no one is fuckin' DUMB enough to invite people over to look and admire at lame ass bunch of manufactured mexican food. And along with that... IT WASN'T FUNNY!
Blah! Who the fuck is running Taco Bell? They are paying some moron thousands of dollars to think up SHIT commercials like that!? WTF!?
Ok, this is my version of the commercial... This is what I'd do if I made the commercial....
-A guy in an apartment opens up the door and a friend walks in-
"Hey! What's up, Man?"
-"Oooh, nothin' much! So, when's the game on?"
"It's comin' on here in a bit. You hungry? I went by Taco Bell!"
-"AWESOME! I love Taco Bell!"
"Here's your burrito supreme... I got the Steak Quesadia! It's GOOD!"
-"What the fuck is that?"
"Here, take a look!"
-"Maaaan! That looks like DOG SHIT! What the fuck you doin' eat DOG SHIT!?"
"DOG SHIT!? What the fuck are you callin' DOG SHIT!? I invite you over to my place and buy you lunch and you call MY lunch 'DOG SHIT'!? Let's see what you think of this you BITCH!"
-The Guy jumps over on the friend and starts to shove the Quesadia down the guys throat as he grabs a handful of hair and starts slamming his head on the wall and suddenly........The friend says...-
-"Hey.....this doesn't taste like Dog Shit... This taste pretty good! Man!"
"I told you it was GOOD!"
-"Why the fuck didn't you get me one, you asshole!?"
"MAN!! FUCK YOU, MAN!"
-And the guy proceeds to beat the shit out of the friend... And the Anouncer guy comes on and says-
"You see! It may look like Doooooog Shit! But DAMN! It taste GOOOD! Come to taco bell and try one today!"
You see! I bet I could of raked in millions of fuckin' customers with that commercial! Buuuut NO! Taco Bell hires MORONS to do their commercials! WTF!? |
alrighty then... i would have to say it would be as boring and stupid as the ones they are showing... what aboot mcdonalds... it would be funny to see a little kid scream "pervert!" and then kick him right between the legs... that would be halarious:p
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I heard that the white stuff in the taco is put there by the little dog  
Well he got used to taco to the point where it's look wouldn't give him anysexual desire. So they put him on Viagra, and it still would't work right. So he got fustrated one day and drank the whole bottle...... He died of a overdose 8( 8( 8(
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yeah, ok. the only stations that commercial could air on would be the porn stations. any other network would laugh at you and kick you out of the building. | if we had taco bell over here, all the stations that advertise for young people would play it. they'd just play the ad more at night instead of during the day. sure they get complaints and fines, but it's all better for ratings.
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Quote: Originally posted by ArSiNiK
uhmm... no. richard simmons is gayer then a group of sailors sitting around having a deep throat contest with their bud light long necks. there's no way that homo would ever let a woman touch his jerry curl, he's too busy sitting around west hollywood with his zipper down, trolling for fags. | You definitely have a way with words. :p Haha! | |
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