if i was gonna be a serial killer, i'd all scare and chase the person until they were freakin' out and fighting back and shit, then i'd be like "You're on Scare Tactics hidden camera show". then they'd stop running so i could really kill 'em.

um.... i hope i never meet you in real life... plus, watch it tomorrow suddenly the FBI will be monitoring dark forum...

um, its called darkforum... you think it's supposed to be all huggles and fluffy kittens? and why should i fear the FBI? female body inspectors have no interest in a man.

hey duke, wanna be on a hidden camera show? teehee

Thank whatever gods you believe in -I- don't find you, Duke E. I'll make you eat shit. Then I'll shave your hair. Then I'll mix your hair into your shit and make you eat it. Then I'll flay the skin off your back. Then I'll make you watch serial killer snuff while you eat your own flayed skin. Then I'll rip your nails and teeth out with crude dental instruments never meant to be used on a man. Once I'm finished with all that, I'll give you a face massage with barb-wire. And then I'll cut your guts out and throw whatever is left over out the window. And I'll put your guts in my garden to grow more marijuana. As to the FBI, what do I care if they find me? What are they going to do, arrest me? Hahahahah. I am SATAN you FOOLS! Said after lightning bolts fly out of my ass and burn them into quivering piles of steaming guts.

Actually I put this post here as a joke. But I really would do something horrible to someone if I could get away with it. I am something of a sadist after all.

According to most of the world? Yes. Fucked up, no?

yes, carnage, excellent. the rest of you wanna-be-uber-goth teenie boppin "lets be friends and cuddle" fucks should take a lesson. if i wanted that i'd find the lonely-fuck i-need-friends forum

we actually had this discussion long ago, oddly enough in a serial killer thread (by me!!! thank you very much)....i think pseudogoth dash and i made some plans, but nothing came of it......but um, hahahaha....um, as a serial killer nut myself, i've thought of it....will i ever do it, nah....life's greatest pain and torture is life

you discussed the Scare Tactics thing? you better not, that's my calling card, goddamit!

no, just the random killing across a main stretch of highway......but um, yeah......

killing is no fun unless you make your victim feel stupid. it's like jerkin' off, gets the job done, but so disatisfying. now jerkin' off while killin' on a hidden camera show....

i actually said that all in jest.....i think this serial killer speaking and satan wannabe crap is so sterotypical of "goth teeny boppers" and quite boring........

was just playing along to see what stupid thing you would say next.....

oh, itz very stereotypical of said individuals....i agree.......but, itz still fun nonetheless......i like serial killers, i like reading about them and yaddah, yaddah, yaddah.......but, too scurry for me....i'll stick to torturing and killing characters in my stories thank you very much......as for me, i just want children and a house and debts and a car that won't run right and a damn dog that shit on the carpet and hi-speed internet.....yay!

but I dont wanna be goth...


however, I am usually available to help in plots of murders etc...

Think I would just be a stripper ninja assassin and destroy my clients out of moral outrage.... Either that or make the world my own personal FPS... Or act out scenes from Exquisite Corpse....

Is that enough?

i personally do not associate myself with any particular stereotype. just because i share traits of people in a group, doesn't mean i am of said group. were all homo sapiens, and therefore will inherently have things in common.
i wouldn't actually kill people like that. i might get my outfit all messy. but i'd be lying if i said i never thought about it, or enjoyed watching horror movies, or look to the curb at an accident. these are natural, and fun.

stripper ninja assassin, hahaha
now thats the kind of imagination im talking about

It's my dream.

I probably wouldn't hesitate to go at it JTHM style either.

why would they run from you? you sound like you're 12, so chances are they'd be laughing at you.

omg....that would be so awesome...words cannot express

why 12? my jovial diction? eh whatever works, as long as i get to kill someone