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09-16-04

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Think I would just be a stripper ninja assassin and destroy my clients out of moral outrage.... Either that or make the world my own personal FPS... Or act out scenes from Exquisite Corpse....

Is that enough?
oh god!!!! poopy z brite!!!! ok, i'll give ya, the screwdriver up the ass bit was pretty good....but that book's such a blantant rip-off of ellis's american psycho.....now that book had some ingenius murder scenes


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omg....that would be so awesome...words cannot express
Yeah..... You're even more retarded today, did you accidently mix your beverage with stupid?


Keep me rather in this cage and feed me sparingly if you dare


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I cant even pretend to be nice with you, oh well.
  
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I cant even pretend to be nice with you, oh well.
Yes, you're such a victim.


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Yeah..... You're even more retarded today, did you accidently mix your beverage with stupid?
no she just fell out he stupid tree and hit all the branches on the way down...
jk, i luv u crimson, but that was a funny line from Sphyre



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no she just fell out he stupid tree and hit all the branches on the way down...
jk, i luv u crimson, but that was a funny line from Sphyre
no worries, I didnt know she said anything about me here...
  
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no worries, I didnt know she said anything about me here...
Pardon me whilst I spend the next half hour laughing my ass off.


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oooh tension in the thread....



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everyone always pickin' on crim.......WHY WON'T YOU PICK ON ME?!


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Pardon me whilst I spend the next half hour laughing my ass off.
good, you need to laugh some of that off
  
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everyone always pickin' on crim.......WHY WON'T YOU PICK ON ME?!
*grabs straw again*--my bacardi's running low



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good, you need to laugh some of that off
haha, laugh off...ass...fatty..haha



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good, you need to laugh some of that off
They're called "hips." You'll understand when you hit puberty.


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oh, itz very stereotypical of said individuals....i agree.......but, itz still fun nonetheless......i like serial killers, i like reading about them and yaddah, yaddah, yaddah.......but, too scurry for me....i'll stick to torturing and killing characters in my stories thank you very much......as for me, i just want children and a house and debts and a car that won't run right and a damn dog that shit on the carpet and hi-speed internet.....yay!
get a great husband, an insurance company that covers water impact, a good bank and an amazingly smooth talking father in law...you can do all that with no money down and paying only 1200 dollars a month, everything inclduded...even wonderful sex, and permissions for a boyfriend when the hubby has to go out of town for weeks...

however our car does run right...a new white 2004 dodge neon...but the gods love me...

and yes, i'd be a killer if i could get away with it, and i watch enough csi to know what not to do...and can play the victimized female very well *grins wickedly*



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if i was gonna be a serial killer, i'd all scare and chase the person until they were freakin' out and fighting back and shit, then i'd be like "You're on Scare Tactics hidden camera show". then they'd stop running so i could really kill 'em.
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thanx One

Jordyn, you're too cute



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get a great husband, an insurance company that covers water impact, a good bank and an amazingly smooth talking father in law...you can do all that with no money down and paying only 1200 dollars a month, everything inclduded...even wonderful sex, and permissions for a boyfriend when the hubby has to go out of town for weeks...

however our car does run right...a new white 2004 dodge neon...but the gods love me...

and yes, i'd be a killer if i could get away with it, and i watch enough csi to know what not to do...and can play the victimized female very well *grins wickedly*

I'M A MAN LADY!!!!!! jesus....ahhh....my god....you didn't know?! eeek!!!!!! NO!!!! LOOK!!!! SEE!!!! PENIS!!!!! maybe it is only 4 inches.....WIDE!.....but um, itz a penis!!!!! not pussy.....PENIS!!!!!


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*copious amounts of laughter*
  
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thanx One

Jordyn, you're too cute


ahhh...i've missed too...

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I'M A MAN LADY!!!!!! jesus....ahhh....my god....you didn't know?! eeek!!!!!! NO!!!! LOOK!!!! SEE!!!! PENIS!!!!! maybe it is only 4 inches.....WIDE!.....but um, itz a penis!!!!! not pussy.....PENIS!!!!!
now, now, sixx my dear, don't take it personal, it's just me and more of that vain, self absorbed,*i'm sure other words could apply* princess complex that i seem to be accused of possessing too much of and quite often.



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awe, purdy princess *pets*


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