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In heaven the British are the police, the French are the cooks, the Germans are the engineers, the Italians are the lovers and the Swiss are the bankers.
In hell the British are the cooks, the French are the engineers, the Germans are the police, the Italians are the bankers and the Swiss are the lovers.
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That's actually pretty funny. | |
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I thought that joke involved the Polish or something. Only, they were the suck in both Heaven & Hell
Now that the wind called my name,
And my star had faded now hardly a glimpse up in the empty space,
And the wise One-Eyed Great Father,
In the sky stilled my flame.
For the ones who stood me near,
And you few who were me dear,
I ask of thee to have no doubts and no fears.
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Yeah, that would make it really funny then, in hell the polish are the clamheads, in heaven the polish are the clamheads with wings... | |
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I would prefer the Italian as the cooks, but eh. Can't have everything. Where do the Spanish, Greeks, and Norwegians fit into this?
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I have a similar joke, actually;
Canada was designed by God to be the land of perfection. They were to a great crossroads of culture, absorbing the best from French, British, and American sources. Then they ended up with English cuisine, French technology, and American culture.
When people talk of the freedom of writing, speaking or thinking I cannot choose but laugh. No such thing ever existed. No such thing now exists; but I hope it will exist. But it must be hundreds of years after you and I shall write and speak no more.
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Quote: Originally posted by Dark Messiah
I would prefer the Italian as the cooks, but eh. Can't have everything. Where do the Spanish, Greeks, and Norwegians fit into this? | And the Africans and the Japanese.
de vagorum ordine dico vobis iura
fatue fatue
quid prodest tibi laborare
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I can cook
A golden energy
Was rising out of my head
I shed my evil skin
And found myself again
I was wrong, I don't mind
The impossible seems possible
This time I'm an electric wire
If the sun can radiate then so can I
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ha ha haha, that was frickin funny.
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Quote: Originally posted by Denalay
And the Africans and the Japanese. |
What's an "African" ? | |
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A type of cheese
A golden energy
Was rising out of my head
I shed my evil skin
And found myself again
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oh, right right. I ordered a Quarter Pounder with African just the other day, now that I think about it. | |
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yip
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I should have ordered some extra African on my lunch today. Would have made it a lot more tasty.
mmm, african
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african wouldnt have gone well with my dinner
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"Honey, will you get me some African from the fridge?"
"Sure thing, just let me finish opening this Russian"
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01-30-03
with my tongue
A golden energy
Was rising out of my head
I shed my evil skin
And found myself again
I was wrong, I don't mind
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Note to self: change into a russian...
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lol, yes, for you will get opened with a tongue?!
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I'm not sure if that sounds erotic or disgusting.
But it's funny, nonetheless. And I needed a laugh, so that's good.
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