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09-23-05

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* Upon sight of a Scotsman, it is still legal to shoot him with a bow and arrow, except on Sundays.

remind me never to come to england on a sunday!
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09-23-05

Here is an index of National Anthems, I'm rather fond of Germany's. "Deutschland über Alles" ("Germany above all") . . . Tee-Hee!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_national_anthems


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09-23-05

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At a crossing... meaning there are two tracks crossing at a point.
i get that, but i'm confused by the neither one can leave til the other has left. so, say train one wants to go, it cant til train two has left. but train two can't go til train one has left. so... what the hell? it all breaks down and warps my fragile little mind!


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09-23-05

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09-23-05

You're a northen monkey. Lets put it this way. Man Utd are old hat!
  
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09-23-05

Take that bloody sig off!!! Even people from Manchester hate Man U!


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Never. Hell would have to freeze over before I remove my sig,
  
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Never. Hell would have to freeze over before I remove my sig,
I meant Wicked you arse!

I hate football, but the year Barnsley got into the Prem was fucking awesome! I went out round town that night and it was better than Christmas!


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What year was that? 1864!

Bleh, school-boy team...

  
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What year was that? 1864!

Bleh, school-boy team...

Twot!

I think it was about 97 - yay! And what's wrong with school boy teams??


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09-23-05

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Take that bloody sig off!!! Even people from Manchester hate Man U!
Yeah, they're all Man City fans.
I've only met one 'real' fan, he was from Bury, or somewhere else bleak, and he had to tell everyone he was truly from the Utd area, and that it was the only big team he could really support.

Besides that, football's boring. At least in rugby League you can see men playing through the pain of a broken arm, split forehead, etc.
And nothing beats the World's Stongest Man competitions at Christmas.
Why aren't more people excited about blokes who can pull trains along??



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09-23-05

i do prefer watching strongest man rather than football. but i like watching rooney play, just because of him shouting abuse and getting sent off and stuff.

oh by the way in the paper today they said they're releasing a wayne rooney doll... i'll see if i can scrape a link up.


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Take that bloody sig off!!! Even people from Manchester hate Man U!

Let's put it this way, hell will freeze over and England will start defending their own country before I remove this signature.


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Let's put it this way, hell will freeze over and England will start defending their own country before I remove this signature.

I'm sorry, when did England not defend itself?
People say that about the French, but never the English, especially not when it's the anniversary of the Battle of Britain week.



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Let's put it this way, hell will freeze over and England will start defending their own country before I remove this signature.
i kinda do have to go with nivvie here, we've been defending our shores from attack since several hundred years BC.

oh and here you go wickedlady -

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I'm sorry, when did England not defend itself?
People say that about the French, but never the English, especially not when it's the anniversary of the Battle of Britain week.

Dubya Dubya Too. You'd be speaking German.

And furthermore, I keep close track on the soccer standings. And while you guys are all crapping on my face because I like Manchester United, I got to thinking.

They're a GOOD team. Whatever personal hatred you weird-ass people have, admit they have a good team, with solid athleticism. If they didn't, they wouldn't be kicking so much ass.

I thought the point of sports was to win. But apparently the point is so be uh.. new hat? Or rather the opposite of old hat... whatever the fuck that means.


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Dubya Dubya Too. You'd be speaking German.
The US playing a vital role in the Allies victory does not constitute the British not defending themselves. Two different things.

And while we're mentioning people whom we'd all be speaking German without, let's not forget the Russians, and of course, those few (literally, about four) norweigians who bravely sabotaged Hitlers nuclear plans, without whom, we'd have all be nuked anyway. The US included.
It's not like the US just came along and the won the thing on it's own. Loads of nations played important and even vital roles.


At no point did the US just think 'Ahh, let's go help out in the at war.'
They thought was 'Dammit, better do something or Nazis will be the biggest superpower in the world.'
And of course, Pearl Harbour......



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The US playing a vital role in the Allies victory does not constitute the British not defending themselves. Two differernt things.

And while we're mentioning people whom we'd all be speaking German without, let's not forget the Russians, and of course, those few (literally, about four) norweigians who bravely sabotaged Hitlers nuclear plans, without whom, we'd have all be nuked anyway. The US included.
It's not like the US just came along and the won the thing on it's own. Loads of nations played important and even vital roles.


At no point did the US just think 'Ahh, let's go help out in the at war.'
They thought was 'Dammit, better do something or Nazis will be the biggest spuerpower in the world.'
And of course, Pearl Harbour......
Who said anything about the US?

And thanks, by the way, for proving my point.


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