I just thought of this when I was putting on lip gloss a minute ago.

I used to call his wife "Douchy". So now I can call him "Dookie".




GODDAMN, I'M CLEVER.

not really.

The sarcasm seemed to have escaped you.

funny. when i read that first post, that is exactly what i was thinking about you.

You were thinking "Dookie"?

Yeah, man. That makes sense. I'm poo.

shit, does this mean I'm special?

Yeah, man. I don't give nicknames to just anyone. Just 4 people. Feel happy to be included in that list.

Ooh, ooh, can I have one?

you know.............................................. i thought of the samething my self on that name of his.. maybe you and i think alot alike.

I am, I am.

Since I'm a part of the Fantastic Four now, does this mean I'm Mr. Fantastic, The Thing, or The Human Torch?

I'm going with "The Thing". And crypt_orchid... I can't think of anything for yours.

The Thing makes sense, he even looks like a poo man.

I can. Rein. It means virgin

You're a virgin?

Um....1) what do you care?
2) Yes.
3 ) Mothballs are gross....

I don't know.....I guess I commend for having courage to speak of it such in such a place as this.

Yes, I delight in my virginity.

althought I wouldnt say no to a nice fuck....mmm....
so young, so perverted. Heh.....boys.....yum...
Er...yeah.

I actually wish I was a virgin. Wicked Lady in high school was... hmm.. overly "friendly". She has since changed her ways. Wanting "love" and all that bullshit.

Hold ON TO YOUR CHERRY!!! IT'S NOT WORTH IT.

i'm glad there's someone else who thinks this :c)