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yea. sex hurts.
  
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Okay. Now I'm depressed. Thanks, people.


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I just thought of this when I was putting on lip gloss a minute ago.

I used to call his wife "Douchy". So now I can call him "Dookie".
his wife? i thought she left him 'cause he was a dumbass.



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i'm glad there's someone else who thinks this :c)
I don't have anything to prove, unlike some little fucking sluts.... However, if the opportunity arose, my.....cherry? Uh, ok. My "cherry" wouldnt stand a chance.
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yea. sex hurts.
Well, yeah, if you stick it in the wrong hole.... or, if you're going from behind, if you fight it.


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I don't have anything to prove, unlike some little fucking sluts.... However, if the opportunity arose, my.....cherry? Uh, ok. My "cherry" wouldnt stand a chance.
Well, yeah, if you stick it in the wrong hole.... or, if you're going from behind, if you fight it.


JoJo SUCKS.

you sure do know a lot about homosexual sex for being a virgin.



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you sure do know a lot about homosexual sex for being a virgin.
Actually, I just hear things from those with more...uh...experience.


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I don't have anything to prove, unlike some little fucking sluts.... However, if the opportunity arose, my.....cherry? Uh, ok. My "cherry" wouldnt stand a chance.
Well, yeah, if you stick it in the wrong hole.... or, if you're going from behind, if you fight it.


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lol
yeah i guess its true. i'd be lying if i said i was waiting for marrige... cause yeah i guess its more like the right moment with the right person
  
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lol
yeah i guess its true. i'd be lying if i said i was waiting for marrige... cause yeah i guess its more like the right moment with the right person
I'm never going to get married. Just not... to a guy a girl or anything inbetween. Especially nothing outside...
Uh...anyway. Yeah... if it's the right time right person and stuff....


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Actually, I just hear things from those with more...uh...experience.
ah, so you're a wealth of regurgitated non-information. make sure you let people know that before you give them advice.



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ah, so you're a wealth of regurgitated non-information. make sure you let people know that before you give them advice.
I attach disclaimers to my advice. Usually....other times, I just assume that the person is smart enough to know that I'm a moron and that my advice is a load of utter shit.


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his wife? i thought she left him 'cause he was a dumbass.

That was a pretty shitty comment to make, even for you.


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how do you figure? i'm the one that told her not to even bother getting married because she was way too young. now look what's happened, my predictions came true. the guy that she rushed out to marry, the guy that 'was the one' is now obviously fitting the bill just as i described.

bitch betta rekanize, i'm fuckin' better than negrodamus.



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Still in bad taste to say something like that when he's obviously extremely upset about it. He talks about the chick constantly.


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That was a pretty shitty comment to make, even for you.

Holy shit??? What; is he secretly douching you???

I never thought I would see the day... wicked has gone soft



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Holy shit??? What; is he secretly douching you???

I never thought I would see the day... wicked has gone soft

Umm...

Er....


Uh.....


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Please kill me.


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Still in bad taste to say something like that when he's obviously extremely upset about it. He talks about the chick constantly.
Yes.....and it gets a little old a little fast.
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Please kill me.
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Bah!! You still give good online blowjobs

I can forgive a moment of lucidity.... just try not to let it happen again



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ok, i only got 2 things to say.....Duke E. and his woman/wife.....well, um....that sux, y'know....

and Wicked, yeah...whatz up with that.....all soft and shit....you ain't no mother fuckin' chainsaw.....you a pair of bunny-slippers


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